In honor of President's Day, watch the best speeches given by presidents that don't exist.
In honor of President's Day, please enjoy these speeches from some of our greatest fictional presidents. All too often these days, speeches from our presidents are merely jumbles of catchphrases, designed to merely not offend anyone. Our presidents are also rarely faced with asteroids or alien attacks, moments that inspire truly great rhetoric. And they rarely get inspirational music played over their speeches.
5: President Dave Kovic (i.e. President Bill Mitchell), from Dave. Kovic, pretending to be President Mitchell while the President is incapacitated by a stroke, announced that he is making the government personally responsible for giving all Americans a job: