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What if economists designed a candidate? Well, for one, the candidate wouldn’t get elected. But what else?


Already, the premise is depressing on a cosmic scale: NPR pulled together smart people and asked them for smart policies to apply to a fictional candidate, because presumably no real, viable candidate would take such ideas from such people.

From Planet Money:

But we aren’t creating a real candidate. We’re creating a fake candidate. And to help us, we talked to two veteran political consultants — Hank Sheinkopf and Kim Alfano.

“You have a radical plan which will bankrupt families,” Alfano told us. “You’re insane.”

“I think you should move to another country,” Sheinkopf said.

Canada, maybe?

“Not even Canada,” he said. “Some of this won’t fly in Canada.”

The policies the fake candidate lays out: lose the mortgage tax deduction, end the tax deduction companies get for providing health insurance to employees, eliminate the corporate income tax, turn income tax into consumption tax, tax carbon emissions and…

Well, something that is (sort of) on the ballot in my own state of Colorado: Legalize, regulate and tax marijuana. This one is the subject of the “candidate’s” second video:

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The site asks for people’s opinions on the faux candidate’s policies. Guess what! They are unpopular.

If you take a look at those policies again, they look pretty foreign for the most part. We hear about marijuana at the state level. We’ve heard threats made about Romney being dangerous to the mortgage tax deduction, but is he? No (he has said). The closest anybody seems to come to any of these is that Romney has said he wants to reduce (not eliminate) the corporate income tax.

But is anybody up for a carbon tax? Both candidates have at least dedicated some critical thinking to the concept at some point, so in a way it has the best chance of any of the fake candidates policies. Still, it doesn’t look likely.

And the others? Well, you can see why this exercise must have been fun for the economists.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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