The financial bubble. The housing bubble. Petrochemicals bubbling up in the Gulf of Mexico. And now for a refreshingly different bubbly for the new year—free bubbly tap water.

It’s now on draft in New York City at places like Peel’s and Brooklyn Farmacy. Chez Panisse in Berkeley has offered it since 2007. European cities are dispensing it in an effort to kick the bottled water habit. Venice gave out home carbonation kits to make its so-called “mayor’s water” frizzante and Paris now offers the bubbly—la pétillante—at a public water fountain in Jardin de Reuilly. Could bubbles reinvigorate the campaign for tap water?


“We think it’s a terrific approach to delivering safe, affordable water to consumers,” Kate Fried, of Food and Water’s Tap Back the Tap, told me in an email. “We applaud the level of investment in public water infrastructure that it took to launch the [Paris] project. We’d love to see a similar attention to public water systems here in the U.S.”

Bottled carbonated beverages may date to as early as 3150 B.C. in Egypt, Patrick McGovern, author of Ancient Wines and biomolecular archaeologist, told me, but these drinks were without a doubt alcoholic. So aside from naturally occurring carbonated springs, like the one in Vergeze, France where Hannibal is said to found a refreshing drink after crossing the Alps, or the stinky sulfuric mineral baths at health spas, Europeans don’t seem to have been drinking much effervescent water until the 18th century. In 1767, Joseph Priestley developed a way to infuse the effervescence he harvested from beer into other liquids; he did so because he thought (incorrectly) that it could stave off scurvy. Much like today, bubbly then came with an allure of affluence and health.

Now, almost all of the multimillion-dollar bubbly water market is based on bubbles added to water after it’s been pumped out of a well. According to the Food and Drug Adminstration’s rules for water sold in the U.S., only “Sparkling Bottled Water” contains natural carbonation (or, curiously, the same amount of carbon dioxide that the water had at the source.) Perrier was actually forced to remove its “naturally sparkling” label after benzene was found in the company’s bottled water in 1989, apparently because of a manufacturing malfunction, all despite the company’s assertion that it’s bubbles were natural.

So unless you’re drinking Saratoga Springs, imported bubbly, Champagne, or bottle-conditioned beer, chances are your bubbly beverage has been infused with commercial CO2, which is either made by burning liquid petroleum or desulphurised natural gas, or is created as a manufacturing biproduct of ammonia or ethanol. Even with the current obsession with sourcing, it’s hard to image those sources making on the farm-to-table menu.

According to Mark Denny in Froth: The Science of Beer, the world’s total beer manufacturing creates 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 bubbles a year. If these CO2 bubbles sound like a contributor to global warming, consider that even at that astronomical sounding rate, carbonation in beer makes up less than one half of one percent of the global carbon dioxide emissions. If anything, the biggest footprint comes from glass bottles, especially those thick enough to contain the 90 pounds per square inch of pressure inside a bottle of Champagne, shipped halfway around the world.

While there’s still little documented health benefits, the tiny bubbles add a sensory perk to drinking, adding the appearance of acidity and activating our so-called “wasabi receptors.” And whether it’s Perrier’s marketing campaign to yuppies in the mid-1970s or French winemakers in the late 19th century pitching Champagne to noveau riche for the holidays, carbonation still adds one thing: a clean, stylish cachet. Even if it’s just plain old tap.

Will 2011 be the year we finally to tap into bubbly water for the masses? Wait, what if we filled pools with bubbly for the new year? Someone’s already thought of that. As food scientist Dave Arnold told Cabinet magazine:

I’ve always wanted to have a swimming pool filled with seltzer, although it would be quite painful. All your orifices would probably hurt. Imagine opening your mouth and diving into a pool of ice-cold seltzer: for a second, you’d be like, Ahh, and then, Err.

I’ll stick with a glass of bubbly, thanks.

Ahh.

Images of Champagne bubbles from Gérard Liger-Belair, viaFlower-shaped structures around bubbles collapsing in a bubble monolayer.”

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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