While I can’t say I’m entirely confident that the gusher in the Gulf is finally and completely under control, let’s be optimistic for a moment—for sake of analysis—and pretend that all but a few still-seeping barrels have spilled. If it’s true that most of the crude that will ultimately spill has spilled already, then we can finally try to get our heads around the magnitude of the disaster.


The environmental impact is obviously massive. But in terms of our national thirst for oil, the spill really is, to quote bumbling ex-BP head Tony Hayward, “relatively tiny.” The roughly 183 million gallons (to use a moderate estimate) spilled so far into the Gulf are about what we Americans burn every five and a half hours.

Five and a half hours of sitting in traffic and flying to meet clients and firing furnaces and trucking fruit, bottled water, and Amazon packages across the country.

And, in fact, even if all these capping efforts fail and the rest of the oil in the Macundo Prospect, generally considered a relatively small reserve, were to flow unabated, that would still only represent five days worth of American demand, as Andy Revkin pointed out weeks ago.

I haven’t been very sympathetic to the “blame your oil-addicted self for the BP spill” arguments, but it is awfully startling to consider how far we are reaching, what risks we’re taking, and what we’re jeopardizing for a relatively tiny sip of our massive energy thirst. Is this really easier (or cheaper, or safer, or more “American”) than retrofitting homes, increasing fuel economy, improving mass transit, and shifting to truly clean, safe and renewable energy sources?

For what it’s worth, here’s how I came up with five and a half hours:

Estimates for the flow rate of the leak range from 1,470,000 to 4,200,000 gallons per day. The most widely accepted estimates produced by the government and independent (not BP) scientists working together are in the 2,520,000 gallons per day range. Using PBS NewsHour‘s amazing Gulf Coast oil spill widget (also embedded below), I set the leak rate to roughly 2,520,000 gallons per day. At that rate more than 183 million gallons have been leaked. According to the Energy Information Administration, in 2009 the United States consumed an average of 18,686,000 barrels of oil every day. At 42 gallons per barrel, that’s 484,812,000 gallons of oil used daily by Americans. Factor label that out, and you’ve got five and a half hours worth of oil spewed into the Gulf.

Photo: Controlled Burn June 9 (cc) by Deepwater Horizon Response on flickr

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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