With the nation’s capital gripped by a tedious-yet-terrifying standoff over the federal debt ceiling, I’d like to take solace in the world of professional basketball. But not only is it the off-season, the NBA is locked in an intractable dispute of its own. Congressional Republicans say they won’t raise the debt ceiling without massive concessions on spending cuts from President Obama; the NBA owners say they won’t stage a 2011-2012 season without massive concessions from the players on salary.

Once the mind begins to focus on the depressing parallel, similarities seem to abound. You have in both cases a group of wealthy, unaccountably angry white men (owners, congressional Republicans) insisting that they are the real victims of the current recession facing off against a tall black guy (National Basketball Player’s Association head Billy Hunter, Obama). Women are largely absent from the negotiations on both fronts. And in both cases, the people looking for givebacks are oddly unwilling to admit their own role in creating the disaster.


In the case of basketball, for example, it’s unquestionably true that NBA spending has been increasing at a rate that simply can’t be sustained. But why focus on player salaries?

After all, one important point the owners have obscured is that it’s impossible under the terms of the current collective bargaining agreement for the ratio of salaries to revenue to rise. Total compensation is capped at 57 percent of basketball-related income. If revenues fall, player salaries fall. If revenues grow slowly, player salaries grow slowly. And if the league booms, player salaries will go up. It’s completely understandable that the owners would rather pay their players less (you don’t get to be rich enough to own an NBA team by forgetting about the profit-making possibilities of tax cuts), but it’s simply not possible for player salaries to have turned a once-profitable league into an unprofitable one.

The truth is that while revenues and player salaries have both increased by an average of 2.4 percent per year since 2005, non-player expenses have ballooned 11.9 percent per year. Of course a team spends some money on coaches, trainers, marketing, etc. But the main point of increasing investment in the front office is supposed to be to grow the team’s revenue. If you insist on hiking up management spending much faster than your revenue is growing, that’s poor management, not the player’s fault.

Somewhat similarly, the national debate over debt and taxes seems to be taking place in a vacuum where the Bush tax cuts never happened.

The original sales pitch for Bush’s tax cuts focused heavily on the existence of a budget surplus. “A surplus in tax revenue, after all, means that taxpayers have been overcharged,” he explained back in February 2001. “And usually when you’ve been overcharged, you expect to get something back.” And boy, did rich people get something back. Now those surpluses are long gone, the country’s been borrowing money for years, and fortunately for us global investors remain willing to extend us loans at extremely cheap interest rates. But in order to keep rolling over the debt and paying our bills, Congress needs to increase the Treasury secretary’s authority to borrow money. Many members of Congress don’t want to do that without an agreement on a long-term program to reduce borrowing. Personally, I don’t see that as necessary, but it’s not a crazy idea. But just as NBA owners want to make players pay for cost overruns that happened on the management side, congressional Republicans are arguing that the budget needs to be balanced entirely with spending cuts even though the surpluses were intentionally eaten up with tax cuts.

Where analogies break down is that NBA players aren’t without leverage. There are professional leagues in other countries. New Jersey Nets star Deron Williams has signed an agreement to play with a Turkish team if the lockout continues. Dwight Howard, the league’s best center, is also looking to foreign shores. And while it would be a bit humiliating for American NBA fans to find ourselves watching a foreign league come fall, at least it’s something.

The global economy, by contrast, has no place to run if Congress insists on defaulting on our obligations. Bond yields on Greek, Irish, Spanish, and Portuguese debt have been high for months. Last week, Italy joined the parade of nations with shaky finances. European leaders can’t seem to agree on how to proceed, and bond markets are bracing for panic.

The United States is supposed to be the ultimate financial safe haven. Today there’s nothing stopping us from continuing to play that role except the obstinate refusal of congressional Republicans to either raise the debt ceiling or agree to a balanced package on debt reduction. It’s enough to turn me into a baseball fan.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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