We’ve all been there: lost in a corn maze of identical-seeming produce, hopelessly wishing for the Platonic ideal of any given fruit or vegetable. We’re all just looking for the peach of our youth, eaten quickly behind a tree and feeling almost illicit as it dripped down our sunburnt arms. You deserve a head of broccoli that doesn’t taste like it’s been shipped across 10 states over the course of last week.


Don’t settle for the mealy or mediocre: GOOD Food is here with easy, practical advice about how to navigate the endless array of edible options like a pro. This week, as tomato season rushes towards us full-throttle, we’re guiding you towards the tomato of your late-summer-night dreams.

1. Be shallow.

One of my most high-anxiety tasks as an intern for one of the web’s most beloved recipe websites was to pick produce at the Union Square Greenmarket that would be used in photo shoots. You think making salad for your friends is stressful? Try making salad look perfect for hundreds of thousands of readers.

The first time I was sent to pick tomatoes, I used the reasoning of a jewel thief: pick the biggest, prettiest tomatoes. As in, the reddest, juiciest, plumpest tomatoes you can find. If they look worthy of a Gourmet photoshoot (RIP), chances are they’ll taste good, too. Just ask my old coworkers, who were so enthralled with my red rubies of the earth that most of them made me go back to place a second order—for their dinner tables.

2. Follow your nose.

Tomatoes should smell phenomenal—specifically, woody and sweet, like moss you’d want to put in your mouth. If they don’t smell like anything, they’re not going to taste like much.

If you’re not in a farmer’s market, heirloom-mater situation, buy cherry tomatoes or tomatoes on the vine. Both tend to retain flavor, firmness and aroma. Feel free to smell and compare—it may look a little creepy, but it works.

3. Don’t be cool.

Stay well away from the refrigerated section—tomatoes weren’t meant to be chilled; they’ll be mealy and grainy. Ditto for storing your plump red prizes; keep them on the counter, not in the fridge.

4. Weigh your options.

Tomatoes should feel heavy in your palm (unless you’re buying cherry or on-the-vine tomatoes—in which case, don’t take them out one by one and put your grimy fingers on them, everyone will hate you). Think somewhere between a baseball and a medium-sized stone; you want them to have heft. However, with a light squeeze, they should be slightly supple to the touch—not mushy (unless you’re making sauce), but not rock-hard.

5. Buy now, and buy here.

Tomatoes are in season from June until September—with the perfect peak in late August and early fall. (Don’t expect to buy great tomatoes from October to May.)

They’re also one fruit that pays off to buy local. Recent concerns that tomatoes from Mexico are unsafe may be unfounded, but the U.S. is the top producer of tomatoes, with the biggest yields coming out of Florida and California (no surprises here) and some of the best out of New Jersey (perhaps more surprising!)

If you know you’re going to be craving tomatoes all year long—and I don’t blame you—your best bet is to can and confit your summer stash and store them in your freezer, or else stick with the smaller varieties grown in greenhouses nearby.

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    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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