So 50 Cent is writing a young adult novel. Yes, for real. The semi-biographical Playground will follow a 13-year-old bully who realizes the error of his ways, and it’s coming out in January.


For now, I’m going to ignore the fact that said novel will be written by a ghostwriter, or that 50 Cent probably didn’t come up with the idea on his own. I don’t even care that he’s a pretty silly character in general. Because when it comes to celebrities that kids worship, none of that matters.

Millions of kids look up to 50 Cent and will take anything to heart that’s attached to his name. So if he’s calling for an end to violence in the schoolyard, perhaps he shouldn’t rap about shooting people. If he cares about bullying, maybe he shouldn’t tweet about how gay guys should kill themselves. While he’s at it, he might refrain from constantly starting shit with other rappers.

To be fair, a rapper writing a book about the violence that poor, black kids endure daily in school could give some much-needed visibility to an issue that seldom gets the spotlight. In recent years, news stories of homophobia-related violence have gotten far more attention than pervasive urban bullying, not only because they have often involved a suicide, but because anti-gay activism is a far friendlier cause to white, affluent people.

Still, think of how much more revolutionary it would be if 50 Cent’s songs—you know, the stuff he makes millions of dollars on—even marginally reflected these newfound values. A young adult novel about bullying rings hollow after hearing lyrics like these from “Heartless Monster” (which was aimed at Kanye West):

Niggas from the hood ain’t supposed to wear no retro shit/I’m-a tell my lil’ niggas to start kickin’ ya fuckin’ ass/See ya out there wit that funny shit on/Look at him he’s a faggot/Kick him/ Kick his fuckin’ ass

Yikes. If that’s not a call to bully someone, I’m not sure what is.

50 Cent said in a statement that the book “would have been very helpful for me growing up and now that I have a teenage son, it is my goal that this will have a positive influence on all teenagers.” Like star pro-athletes, rappers have a real opportunity to sway the opinions of kids, and 50 Cent is choosing to wield this power very deliberately. I’m not advocating censorship; I think 50 has a right to rap about whatever he pleases. But if he truly wants to be an advocate and role model, he should take responsibility for the hand he plays in bullying, and then do something about it.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

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    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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