French scientists have confirmed the discovery of the first planet outside of our solar system capable of sustaining life. Called Gliese 581d, it orbits a red dwarf star called Gliese 581, and researchers believe it’s placed in a “Goldilocks zone,” that is, a place in the sky in which it’s not too hot and not too cold. That means that despite being 20 light years away, Gliese 581d could have liquid water, a key ingredient for human habitation.


Two years ago, in anticipation of this confirmation, the team at Australian science magazine COSMOS asked readers to submit messages to be transmitted to the theoretical residents of Gliese 581d. The messages still have about 19 years to go until they reach their destination, but here’s a collection of the ones we hope get the first response.

1. Tamasin, Australia: “If you come to Earth look into: music, the beach, ice cream, hugs, family, love, dancing, cheese, trampolines, friendship, books and dreams. Just for a start.”

2. Petr Flešar, Czech Republic: “Long live Dave Grohl. Long live Foo Fighters. Long live Czech beer. Let’s rock!”

3. Sam, Australia:2 3 5 7 11 13 17 19 23 29 31 37 41 43 47 53 59 61 67 71 73 79 83 89 97 101″

4. Shen Yuren, China: “Hello.I’m from China.I’m 17.I want to be the manager of an NBA team.I hope I can live with my love happily forever.The cool boy welcomes you!”

5. Otto Koivuranta, Finland: “The lust for money will be the end of earth. I hope the same thing won’t happen to you.”

6. Cassie Willcox, Australia: “Whatever happens on Earth, whatever us humans do, it can always be boiled down to one or all of 3 things. We all need Love, family/friends, and to feel safe.”
7. Sergio Camalich, Mexico:What do you see when you look up into the sky? Do you feel small and lonely, just like us? From now on, I can assure you one thing: you are not alone. Be happy.”

8. Kate, Australia: “Alien dude, need tickets to Pearl Jam.”

9. Dr. Okowon Falafalokoronko, Nigeria: “Sir. Let’s make a deal together. I have inheritance of $25m which I need help to release.Please send your interplanetary BSB a/c details. Thankyouplease.”

10. Geoffrey Irvin, Australia:May you live in peace and prosperity. To live is the best gift in the universe. Do not take what you cannot give. Respect all life. Be in awe of the vastness.

11. Pi, Australia: “3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974”

12. Richard, Australia: “Please understand any messages from politicians (our leaders) do not represent the rest of us. This is an Earth tradition.”

13. Maria, Australia:Do gyms exist where you come from??? Is there such a thing as calorie counting and body image issues ? If not please come get me ASAP PPLLLEEAASSEE”

14. Admiral Ackbar, Yemen: “IT’S A TRAP!”

15. Mandy, Australia: Earth is filled with contradictions, idiosyncrasies and unrealised potential, but that is what makes it interesting. Please don’t hold it against us.”

16. Hubert Xiao, Australia: “Well, this is what we know.[Please don’t laugh if we’re wrong]- E=MC^2 F=ma W=Fd F=G[(m1m2)/R^2] Speed of light = 2.99792458*10^8 m/s Hope it helps!”

17. Samuel Kronenberg, Australia: “Hello from Earth. I am Sam. I am 7 years old and keep 4 types of animals as pets. 2 mice, one dog, a cat and fish. Do you have pets”

18. Sriman, India: “Hi, Pls eradicate the all non-sense things which r going in everywhere in india so i hope with you it will possible so pls help india”

19. Richard Watts, Australia: “Our scientists theorise that your planet may be covered in thick ice, which makes me wonder: what do your poets imagine about us?”

20. Chris Dziemborowicz, Australia: “Why do we sometimes bite the insides of our own mouths?”

21. Adrian, Australia: “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

22. Erik K. Veland, Australia: “Apologies in advance for most of these messages. They are an example of our primitive humour.”

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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