The only thing keeping America from nationwide job losses last month were the Golden Arches. Contrary to popular belief, McDonald’s April hiring binge wasn’t counted in the government;s April employment report. Those 62,000 McJobs “created” in the one day HR/publicity stunt are the only reason that America didn’t flat out lose jobs according to May’s report.

The numbers out today: the U.S. economy created 54,000 jobs, about half what was expected. Unemployment ticked up to 9.1 percent. This bucks a three month trend were the economy created about 220,000 jobs each month, on average.


This is a sharp slowdown, a blow to President Obama, startling, pretty awful, depending on who breaks the bad news to you.

But it gets worse. Keep this in mind: Bureau of Labor Statistics unemployment reports don’t actually measure all employment over the course of 30 days. They measure all the employees on company payrolls on one given day, usually the 12th of the month. So the May figure really compares how many people were getting pay checks on May 12th to how many got checks on the payroll that covered April 12th, and all other 12ths before that.

McDonald’s much heralded hiring day—and subsequent riots—was April 19th, when the company planned to hire 50,000 jobs in one fell swoop, but were overwhelmed by so many applicants they actually overshot the goal and signed up 62,000 McWorkers. So, those McJobs weren’t captured in the April jobs numbers, which were actually pretty good. The McDonald’s hires are captured in the May report.

That makes today’s numbers all the more depressing. McDonald’s hired more people than the rest of America combined. If it weren’t for the country’s largest restaurant chain going on a burger flipper binge, the reports wouldn’t say “sharp slowdown” they’d say “reversal” or “devastating.”

The White House is keeping a stiff upper lip. Austin Goolsbee, of the White House Council of Economic Advisers, said, “There are always bumps on the road to recovery, but the overall trajectory of the economy has improved dramatically over the past two years.” Adding, “Therefore, as the administration always stresses, it is important not to read too much into any one monthly report.”

And, before I leave you, consider this somewhat related fact: private employers—including McDonald’s—actually hired 84,000 people in May. Local governments cut 28,000 jobs, 18,000 of those in education. You can’t have government cutbacks without some job loss.

Image: (cc) by Flickr user Luis Anzo.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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