Exploring the (Latin) Roots of Our Mortgage Problems

I am a national statistic. Three years ago, I decided to move. I found a new house, borrowed some money to make a down payment and then, after looking at the comparable sales figures from the months before, came up with a nice, profitable number on the house I was living in. With great excitement for my profits to come (I was downscaling), I put a “for sale” sign on the curb. That was in March, 2006.That bright green and yellow “for sale” sign, I have narcissistically deduced, brought about the housing downturn. That spring, for the first time anyone could remember, people in my town could not sell their houses.Three years later, the stubborn title for the house remains in my name. I have put it on and off the market, rented it, and put it back on the market (where you can now grab it for 1970s prices!) For three years, then, I have paid two mortgages: one on the old house, one on the new. The only good financial news I have received in ages came this week, when I learned the county lowered the taxes on my new house to reflect its declining value.Given this “I’m in the same boat” story, you will not be surprised that I have a word stuck in my head. Some of us have pop ditties banging about up there. Me, I have one damned word rattling around, careening off various cortices, in the morning when I awake and worry, at breakfast when I read the newspaper, at work while doing internet research, and at night while checking my balances, mental and financial.Mortgage. That’s the damned word. Mortgage mortgage mortgage mortgage mortgage.Think about it enough and you, like me, may start wondering: what the f*$@k does that word mean, anyway? Where does it come from?Turns out mortgages are an English invention, and references to them go back to the 12th century. English common law held that a creditor could hold an interest in a debtor’s property and retain the title.But why would the Anglo-Saxons come up with that odd-sounding term to describe such a transaction?”Mort” comes from the Latin for “dead” and “gage” from the Latin for “pledge.” So a mortgage is a “dead pledge.” It’s dead in two ways: the property is “dead” to the creditor once the debtor paid off the loan, and, if the loan is not paid off, the property was “dead” to the creditor.Sir Edward Coke, a 16th century English jurist, explained the etymology of the word thusly:”It seemeth that the cause why it is called mortgage is, for that it is doubtful whether the Feoffor will pay at the day limited such summe or not, & if he doth not pay, then the Land which is put in pledge upon condition for the payment of the money, is taken from him for ever, and so dead to him vpon condition, &c. And if he doth pay the money, then the pledge is dead as to the Tenant, &c.”The mortgage was exported to the United States, but until the 20th century, you usually needed close to a 50% down payment to qualify for one. FDR-yes, here we go again with the parallels-helped make home ownership affordable for more Americans when he established the FHA (Federal Housing Authority). The FHA insured lenders against defaulting borrowers, as well as regulating the banking industry. With more protection, bankers were wiling willing to take more risks. The FHA also instituted the 30-year-fixed-rate loan.And still we kept that pesky word, mortgage. The American dream of upward mobility is based upon dead pledges. Put this way sounds so sad, so unethical, and consonant with the way many of us feel today about our finances (dead) and our bankers (unethical).Funny what a word can do. Imagine if we were going around all day reading reports about the “dead pledge” crisis. Translating those Latin roots makes our individual and national crises seem even more rank, more diseased.Tomorrow, when I wake up worried about my two payments, the one on the house I cannot sell and the one I live in, I will translate. I will ask myself: “How will I pay my dead pledges?” Removing “mortgage” from my head will, I suspect, make another word seem less scary, more benign: foreclosure.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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