In celebration of GOOD’s sandwich week, we’ve been hard at work compiling the greatest local sandwiches to represent each of the 50 states. But which sammy shall reign over them all? We asked you to design the ultimate American sandwich, a construction that reflects the melting pot of breads, sauces, and fillings found across the US of A. We’ve surveyed the field of contestants, and we couldn’t pick just one. When it comes to sandwiches, you can never have enough. The winners will receive a GOOD t-shirt and a year’s subscription to keep or send to a friend.


Introducing The Amerigo Vespucci, designed by Chase Ottney, Ike Shehadeh, and Angela Hallinan. They write:

There are two kinds of Americans. Those who put potato chips in their sandwiches and those who don’t. We, along with Ike Shehadeh from Ike’s Place in San Francisco, are the kind of Americans who do. Keeping this in mind, we pulled together bits and pieces of the culinary landscape of the good ‘ol US of A and created something a little different. The Amerigo Vespucci: Two 1/2-lb buffalo burger patties inspired by the North American Bison who roamed (and ate) on the Great Plains long before we hit the continent. The burger is topped with white American cheese from Minnesota and a garlic sun-dried tomato pesto from California. Thinly-sliced, kettle-fried blue potatoes from the Pacific Northwest are salted and laid over the cheese. All this is served on Native American fry bread from South Dakota spattered with Ike’s Place’s Dirty Sauce, a secret garlic and spice aioli that we find compliments this concoction quite nicely. In order to ingest this wild West Coast delight you will need to ask for it in at least six little pieces and a few friends.

Also repping the United States: The Captain Hoof, designed by Jessica McGhee. She writes:

Reigning from a fusion of various hints of America’s favorite flavors, this sandwich strives to hit the spot of every U.S. taste bud, no matter what region you may call home. Rye bread is the sammie skin of choice as a hat up to the famous New York Reuben. The meats marry a surf-and-turf spin. Grilled, savory margarita lime salmon patty topped with thick slices of sweet and salty BBQ facon. The couple will please the pickiest of pescetarians as well as the carnivorous teeth from the south to the coast. Caramelized balsamic onions are glued down with slices of melted provolone, bringing a mildly sweet and tangy flare while paired with grilled pineapple as a Hawaiian treat. Lettuce tops the base ingredients for good measure and the sauce of choice polishes off the meal as a hybrid, combining creamy Thai chili sauce and 1000 island dressing. Zing! Captain Hoof represents the melting pot of cuisines we have at our finger tips and combines them well by referencing main themes and using them in moderation.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

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    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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