When a curious raccoon broke into an Ashland, Virginia, liquor store in December 2025, sampled the stock and passed out on the bathroom floor, the story went viral within minutes. The local animal shelter’s Facebook post was picked up by national and international outlets and quickly inspired raccoon-themed cocktails, “trashed panda” merchandise and even a cameo on “Saturday Night Live.”

For me, the story hit close to home. The store that hosted this inebriated bandit sits just blocks from the small behavioral neuroscience laboratory where I began investigating raccoon brains about 15 years ago. Although the so-called drunken raccoon made questionable decisions after breaking into the liquor store, the species – Procyon lotor – is known for its impressive intelligence, curiosity and problem-solving skills.

Despite being one of the most intriguing mammals living alongside humans, raccoons have avoided the scientific spotlight. Why aren’t more neuroscientists and psychologists studying raccoons? What have researchers missed about the mammalian brain by focusing on rodents instead?

Why raccoons aren’t lab staples

In the U.S., it is estimated that laboratories use more than 100 million rodents, including mice and rats, each year. Rodents are ideal for research because they reproduce easily and adapt well to confinement. Scientists have tailored extensive research tools to study them. Long before rats dominated psychology labs, raccoons were actually a leading candidate for animal models of problem-solving and intelligence.

That ended when scientists realized they’d met their cognitive match. In one study, researchers reported that all raccoon participants escaped through the laboratory ventilation system.

Unsurprisingly, scientists promptly shifted to rodents. Practicality – not scientific suitability – ultimately crowned the rat as king of the laboratory. I have studied rats for decades, and I can confirm that none have ever disappeared into the ceiling.

Neither pet nor pest

Humans have an ambivalent relationship with raccoons. They appear too wild to be domesticated, too endearing to be treated purely as pests and too ubiquitous to be considered exotic wildlife. Even President Calvin Coolidge, who famously received a raccoon intended for the dinner table from a supporter in Mississippi, ended up keeping it as a beloved White House pet.

And the role confusion continues today with glimpses of humanlike behaviors in raccoons as they enter our living spaces. One report described raccoons interacting with playground equipment at a child care center on Canada’s west coast in ways similar to human children, and even breaking into classrooms as if they were auditing the morning lesson.

Raccoons know how to get around. RLO'Leary/Moment Open

Inspired by Montessori education principles, I visited a raccoon rehabilitation center in Saskatoon, Canada, called Bandit Ranch Rehab a few years ago. After introducing young raccoons to slinkies, puzzles and blocks, I sat in awe as they interacted with these objects with the focused enthusiasm of preschoolers on a mission.

This interspecies confusion seems to be mutual. Recent evidence suggests that urban raccoons are becoming increasingly tolerant of humans, especially when it suits them. But they are quick to leave when curiosity or opportunity calls.

Raccoon imagination

The drunken Ashland raccoon captured global attention because it fit the narrative people have projected onto the species: mischievous, opportunistic, clever and more than a little humanlike. But their sophisticated brains and mental capacities, aligning more with primates than other mammals, are even more intriguing.

Early behavioral research suggested that raccoons can learn a task, walk away and later return to solve it accurately – as if having mentally rehearsed the solution. In contrast, other species, including dogs and rats, needed to maintain continuous focus. Scientists have speculated that raccoons have mental imagery capabilities similar to humans.

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The dexterity of raccoon hands enables their humanlike escapades. Zocha_K/iStock via Getty Images Plus

When a rogue raccoon scaled a 25-story skyscraper in Minneapolis several years ago, I couldn’t help but wonder what that animal was anticipating at the top. Do raccoons form internal representations of future outcomes? And if so, how much agency and foresight do they bring to their decisions?

To answer these questions, I have collaborated with wildlife biologists, veterinarians and neuroscientists around the country to study what may be one of the most underestimated and understudied brains in the animal kingdom.

What’s going on inside the raccoon brain?

Working with neuroscientist Suzana Herculano-Houzel, my laboratory at the University of Richmond has found that raccoons pack an astonishing number of neurons – an amount comparable to primates – into their brains. Scaled up to size, a raccoon brain would contain roughly the same number of neurons as a human brain.

We also found that raccoons possess specialized fast-conducting brain cells known as von Economo neurons, which are also found in humans, other great apes and a few additional large-brained mammals. In apes, these neurons appear in both the insula – a part of the brain important for processing internal body states – and the anterior cingulate, which plays a key role in emotional regulation. In raccoons, these neurons are present only in the insula and not in the anterior cingulate.

This neural arrangement may help explain the species’ striking combination of clever problem-solving and rapid decision-making during exploration – frequently leading to risky behaviors that can have unfortunate consequences. These findings raise the possibility that raccoon neuroscience could offer useful insights into the neural foundations of impulse control and distracted attention.

The dexterity of raccoon hands enables their humanlike escapades. Zocha_K/iStock via Getty Images Plus

In collaboration with ecologist Sara Benson-Abram’s research team, we also found that raccoons with more sophisticated cognitive abilities had more neural cells in the hippocampus, reinforcing the idea that their learning and memory capacities map onto similar brain systems as those in people. Taxi drivers in London, who frequently use their knowledge of the 25,000 streets in London, also have a larger hippocampal area.

In addition to their impressive brains, raccoons’ dexterous hands play a key role in their cognitively creative escapades. Indeed, researchers have found that raccoon forepaws are mapped onto their cerebral cortex – the outer layer of the brain – in a similar manner as human hands. Both take up a lot of real estate in the brain. As journalist Carl Zimmer wrote, “The hand is where the mind meets the world.”

What raccoons can teach us about the human brain

As I argue in my upcoming book “Wild Brains,” understanding raccoon intelligence requires observing them in the environments they choose – not confining them to the small, simple spaces that suit rats and mice. So-called living laboratories that monitor wildlife without restricting their behavior may be scientists’ best chance at unlocking the secrets of this species’ remarkable mind.

In my graduate training, I was taught to avoid anthropomorphizing animal research subjects – to resist the temptation to project human thoughts and emotions onto nonhuman minds, because human brains likely contribute to uniquely human cognitive and emotional experiences. But primatologist Frans de Waal later introduced the useful counterpoint of anthropodenial: the mistaken assumption that animals cannot share emotional or cognitive capacities with humans simply because they are not human.

The drunken Ashland raccoon captured global attention not just because the story was funny, but because it felt familiar. People recognized something of themselves in this curious, impulsive, problem-solving animal navigating a very human environment. A willingness to lean away from anthropodenial – while remaining grounded in rigorous science – may open new paths for understanding raccoon intelligence and, ultimately, the wonderfully complex human brain.

This article originally appeared on The Conversation. You can read it here.

  • 20 hilarious pics of animals playing around in the wild
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    20 hilarious pics of animals playing around in the wild

    A look back at the funniest entries from the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, where majestic nature meets pure slapstick comedy.

    Nature documentaries usually focus on the majestic side of the animal kingdom: the thrill of the hunt, the beauty of flight, or the grandeur of migration. But anyone who has spent time observing animals knows there is another, musch goofier, side to the wild.

    Since 2015, the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, created by photographers and conservationists Paul Joynson-Hicks and Tom Sullam, have been dedicated to capturing those unscripted, laugh-out-loud moments. With a mission to entertain while raising awareness about wildlife conservation, the competition celebrates the clumsy, expressive, and downright hilarious side of nature.

    Here is a look back at 20 of the most amusing entries from the 2019 contest that prove animals are just like us, only furrier and much funnier.

    OVERALL WINNER, CREATURES OF THE LAND WINNER: “Grab Life By the…”

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    You don’t think about how hard it would be to be the parent of a small, curious creature with massive, sharp claws. Let’s all take a moment to be grateful that even though it’s very hard to have a human baby, they don’t have super sharp claws. That would make things ten times worse.

    CREATURES IN THE AIR WINNER: “Family Disagreement”

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    A colorful bird appears to be yelling at it a friend Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    “I did not pluck a feather out your head! I did not pluck a feather out of his head. Mom! Mom! He’s lying! I didn’t do it!”

    “Honestly, Stuart, you’re just making a fool of yourself. Get it together, man.”

    PEOPLE’S CHOICE WINNER, CREATURES UNDER THE WATER WINNER: “Oh My”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
    An otter appears like it's holding its face in shock Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    I think if I were an otter, I too would constantly clutch my face in disbelief. “I can’t possibly be this cute, can I? Cute nose, fuzzy head, tiny little eyes? That can’t be! Oh, but it is! I really am this adorable! I am! I am!”

    Make sure you head to the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards website to see the rest of the finalists!

    “Waltz Gone Wrong”

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    Two young foxes playing in the wild Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    Have you seen those videos of foxes diving headfirst into the snow to catch prey? It’s hilarious and fascinating, and I think this fox forgot that there was no snow. His friend is really trying to help him not hurt himself, but his buddy insists on being dumb. Oh, foxes!

    “Otter Tickle Fight”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
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    “And then Carol was like, ‘You otter come over for dinner sometime!’ Get it? Get it? Man, Carol’s hilarious. So I went over for dinner and she had like, this whole seafood spread. Crabs, clams, mussels…the whole shebang. Anyway, I think I’m going to marry her.”

    “He’s Right Behind Me, Isn’t He?”

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    Just think about how much poise it took for this photographer to take this photo. Not only is the shark sneaking up on this poor fish, but there’s a person behind that camera! Presumably, the photographer escaped unscathed, since he was able to enter this photo in the contest.

    “Indecent Proposal”

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    A bird appears to be ignoring their partner Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    It’s clearly not just human women who have to put up with the incessant nagging conversation from dudes we have no interest in talking to. See the look on that bird’s face? Staring straight out just willing him to go away? Tell me you haven’t made that face. Yeah, that’s what I thought.

    “Who Would Like a Peanut?”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
    A squirrel looks like it's trapped in a tree Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    “O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?” No one really knows this, but squirrels are generally huge Shakespeare fans. They saw him put up a play in Europe centuries ago and have just carried that love for his words through generations and generations of squirrels.

    “Monday Morning Blues”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
    A bear holds hand over face, making it appear like it's exhausted Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    I relate to this bear hard. Anyone who has had to get up and go to work after a long weekend knows this feeling. Sometimes, you just don’t want to deal with anything. Sometimes, you just want to lie on the ground, cover your face with your hands, and nap for a little while longer.

    “Inconspicuous”

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    A penguin looks like its trying to appear inconspicuous Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    I love this photo so much. Because not only is it a picture of a penguin farting, but it’s a picture of a penguin who is clearly trying to hide the fact that he’s passing gas and play it off like he’s doing absolutely nothing. He’s just standing there twiddling his wings. He has no idea what that big bubble under his butt is.

    “Squirrel Wishes”

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    There seems to be a whole genre of “Small rodents holding flowers” photos, and I am a sucker for every single one of them. I’m pretty sure this comes up when you look up “cute” in the dictionary. It’s just so pure.

    “Hello”

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    “Hi there! Welcome to my flower. So glad you could make it! It’s a little cold and wet right now, but once the sun comes up we’ll be in business. Help yourself to a dewdrop. They’re especially fresh this morning.”

    “That’s Hilarious, Steve”

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    “And then my friend Steve, the otter, told me that Carol said to him, ‘You otter come over for dinner!’ Get it? Get it? Because they’re otters! So it’s funny. Hey, where’d you go?”

    “Caught in the Act”

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    These poor monkeys were just trying to get it on. Their kids were finally out of the tree, they had some peace and quiet, and then they were so rudely interrupted by a photographer. Although mom looks like she was kinda zoning out anyway.

    “Laid Back”

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    A young chimp relaxes with its hands behind its head Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    This little chimp is living the life! He’s got it all figured out, and from the looks of him, he’s still a tiny baby. He’s just looking out at the jungle, thinking about all that milk he’s going to drink later.

    “Holly Jolly Snowy”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
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    I bet that when you’re a Snowy Owl and it finally snows, you are just so ecstatically happy. I mean, it’s right there in your name. Look at her face! It’s full of such pure joy.

    “To Be or Not to Be”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
    A monkey holds finger to face as if it's lost in thought Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    Like this little monkey, I, too, usually save my existential crises for bath time. There’s something about the weightlessness of floating in the water that makes you question everything you know to be true about yourself and the world.

    “Snarling Snappin’ in the Slow Lane”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
    A turtle crossing the road under a 'slow' sign Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    Who’s calling this snapping turtle slow? He’s just “taking his time.” On another note, I think turtles are probably the most prehistoric-looking creatures that still exist. If you really take the time to look at them, they’re so crazy.

    “Hide”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
    A polar bear lies on its back like it's trying to hide Comedy Wildlife Photographyu200b

    Imagine playing hide and seek on a block of ice as a polar bear. On one hand, there aren’t too many places to hide. On the other hand, you’re looking for white on white, and that’s not easy.

    “Dancing, Yeah”

    Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, funny animal photos, nature photography, wildlife humor, funny animals, viral animal pictures, conservation, Paul Joynson-Hicks
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    I don’t know if you knew this, but rodents love ABBA. Here is one getting down to “Dancing Queen.” Because they’re so small, they really feel the music down to their bones. Raise your hand if you would watch an all-rodent adaptation of Mamma Mia! Yeah, me too.

    If you want to enter next year’s competition, follow the link here to sign up for mailing list updates!

    This article originally appeared five years ago.

  • Animal control helps ‘drunk’ raccoon that rampaged through liquor store and passed out in bathroom
    A raccoon in Virginia went on a liquor-store rampage. Photo credit: Canva, webandi from pixabay (left, cropped) / Syda Productions (right, cropped)

    Raccoons are rapscallions—nocturnal mischief-makers that you might find rummaging around in your garbage or, given their nimble five-digit hands, turning doorknobs. If you Google “funny raccoon stories,” you’ll find a seemingly endless supply of enjoyable anecdotes. But none hold a candle to this one: Returning to work after a Thanksgiving break, staff at a liquor store in Ashland, Virginia were shocked to discover that a trash panda had broken into the establishment, ransacked some of their supply, and ultimately passed out in the bathroom—conveniently between the waste bin and the toilet. Luckily, though, thanks to the hard work of local animal control, the hangover was short-lived.

    But first…just like a raccoon rummaging through your overgrown yard, we have to get into the weeds. The store in question is reportedly Ashland’s state-run ABC (or “Alcoholic Beverage Control” ) location, who told NBC News that the critter dropped inside through the ceiling and rummaged around, causing $250 in damages. (There were 14 bottles in total, covering rum, scotch, peanut butter whiskey, moonshine, and eggnog.) When security arrived to scope out the scene, they weren’t quite expecting to find a splayed-out (and, reportedly, “drunk”) raccoon.






















    “Telltale signs” of raccoon drinking

    Jeffrey Parker, chief of Animal Protection for the shelter, elaborated to NBC News about the raccoon’s state when the officer initially arrived. “Just looking at this raccoon being so lethargic laying there—the officer stated the eyes were moving back and forth,” Parker said. “Telltale signs that he’s probably [done] a little drinking. [Laughs.] [He] more than likely [would have failed a field-sobriety test]. The officer said she had no problem picking the raccoon up.”

    Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter broke the story in a now-viral Facebook post, playfully describing the situation as a “Black Friday break-in” with the “suspect apprehended after liquor-fueled rampage.” They gave credit to their own Officer Martin, who safely secured the “very intoxicated” little guy and got him to safety. “After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,” they wrote. “A big shout-out to Officer Martin for handling this chaotic scene with professionalism and good humor. Just another day in the life at Hanover Animal Protection!”

    There’s another fun element to this story: The shelter is now selling “Trashed Panda” T-shirts and hoodies to support “shelter animal care and enrichment, field officer training, and equipment needed to ensure safe and humane response to wildlife calls, including the ones who occasionally party a little too hard.”

    Funny raccoon stories

    The Facebook comments are priceless. “Who amongst us haven’t passed out by the toilet after a bender?” one user wrote. Another added, “He was by that toilet swearing never to drink again.” All joking aside, we’re relieved that the little guy got back on his feet—and away from the liquor store. We owe a salute to Officer Martin for making that happen.

    But if you’re now in the mood for some of those previously mentioned “funny raccoon stories,” turn your attention to Reddit. “One broke into my house by opening the bathroom window in the shower, knocking several shampoo bottles off the ledge and into the tub,” one person wrote. “When hubby went to investigate, there was the raccoon, arms outstretched to hold on. We refer to it as Jesus raccoon now.”

  • ‘Total package’: At-risk shelter pit bull breaks stigma and convention to join K-9 drug unit
    Ron, a shelter pit bull facing euthanasia, is now part of a K-9 narcotics unit in New Jersey. Photo credit: courtesy of K-9 Protectors

    Victoria Costa couldn’t believe her eyes.

    One day in November 2023, then serving as a volunteer with Minneapolis Animal Care & Control, she was scrolling Facebook and noticed an intriguing—and impeccably timed—post. K-9 Protectors, a non-profit dedicated to training dogs for police work, was seeking candidates who met specific requirements: under 3 years old, good-natured, and with an intense toy drive. It sounded just like someone she knew: “I was like, ‘That is absolutely Ron,’” Costa tells GOOD, nodding to the adorable, black-and-white pit bull she’d grown to know so well.

    Today, after nearly two years of extensive training, good fortune, and the dedication of so many compassionate people, a dog once slated for euthanasia has a job few outsiders would have predicted: sniffing out narcotics with the police department in Delran, New Jersey.

    “It’s my favorite [shelter] success story by far,” Costa says. And it’s a personal one: “My heart is with bully breeds. I love working them, especially in the shelter. Their stays are typically longer, and they tend to get higher levels of kennel stress after being there for so long.” (According to The Pit Bull Coalition, 4.5 million of the 90 million dogs in the United States are “pit bull-type dogs.” Additionally, in 2023, 3.2 million dogs entered North American shelters, and roughly 22% were pit bulls. Of the 180,000 dogs euthanized, they represented approximately 40%.)

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    Ron. courtesy of K-9 Protectors

    “The toy is their reward.”

    Costa was immediately drawn to the bubbly and butt-wagging Ron, who arrived with two other dogs named Harry and Hermione—an apparent Harry Potter reference. But over time, Ron, like many other shelter dogs, started to grow restless in his kennel. While still up for adoption, he was initially advertised as suited to a sporting-type home—guardians who could meet his exercise needs and satisfy his toy drive.

    “You could tell he loved to work, loved dogs, was fiercely loyal, and loved people,” she says. “He would make a great dog in not your typical pet home. He’ll sleep and snuggle, but he doesn’t want to do that all day. At one point, after he was there for so long, his kennel stress started to get worse—he constantly wanted toys and was chewing on the leash.”

    But Costa hadn’t initially considered a K-9 landing spot for her canine friend. “There wasn’t really a place—at least widespread—for rescue dogs to get into this certain work,” she says. “I knew of K-9 Protectors because another MACC dog, a Belgian Malinois, went through that program as well.”

    After inquiring with K-9 Protectors, she learned about the stringent tests Ron—who, by the way, per his DNA test, is 100% American Bully—would have to pass to be accepted. “With detection work, the toy is their reward,” she says, “so it needs to be a dog that is going to work for whatever they’re being trained on in detection, knowing that the toy is the ultimate prize.”

    It was daunting—but fascinating—work. Police dogs need to prove their drive but also their “environmental stability.” After all, you can’t have a K-9 get spooked by an emergency siren or the fireworks at a Fourth of July event. But Ron seemed to possess both qualities, and as his euthanasia deadline approached, Costa kicked into gear, working with fellow volunteers to film the required tests and solicit feedback from K-9 Protectors. (Minneapolis Animal Care & Control was also “supportive of the process.”)

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    Victoria and Ron. courtesy of Victoria Costa

    Another pit bull breaking another stereotype.

    “A lot of dogs can go look and find a toy within 30 seconds,” she notes. “But they said, ‘Try to get this hunt test to have him actively searching for at least two minutes and see if he’ll still pursue the toy.’ Most dogs out in a field will get distracted by goose poop or something and forget they’re still searching for a toy. He searched past that point—for three or four minutes, he never gave up.”

    K-9 Protectors didn’t have space for Ron right away—but luckily there was workaround to that problem via Minnesota’s Unbreakabull Pit Bull Rescue, who stepped in on his euthanasia deadline day. The organization was compelled to help, finding a foster for this Certified Good Boy to give them extra training time. “[That allowed us to] fully test him for our program,” says Christie Marrano, a trainer with K-9 Protectors. “He performed phenomenally on all tests, and we took him into our care. He’s very well-rounded. When it’s work time, he is intense, focused, and driven. Around people, he’s sweet, affectionate, and thinks everyone he meets is his new best friend.”

    Despite his obvious sweet demeanor and incredible toy drive, it wasn’t easy to get Ron placed with the right police force—partly because of all the red tape, and possibly because of unfair stereotypes that continue to linger against dogs who look like him. “Some departments don’t want to take on a bully breed or have regulations against it,” says Costa. “A lot of departments have restrictions where they don’t take donated rescue dogs.”

    And the numbers for pit bulls in these roles are incredibly low. While it’s hard to find solid statistics for how many K-9 bullies are out there, it’s safe to say you’re way more likely to see a Belgian Malinois or German Shepherd jumping out of a police car than a blocky-headed pup.

    K-9 Protectors say that “working line shepherds and mals” are most likely to have the necessary qualities for police work, but they don’t discriminate based on breed. Funny enough, the organization trained a K-9 for the Middlesex County, New Jersey Sheriff’s Office that turned out to be 50% American Bully—but they didn’t know it until later, when the handler ran a DNA test. (The dog would largely pass, at least visually, for some kind of Shepherd.)

    “There are a few other pit [K-9s] I have seen online, specifically two in Pennsylvania,” says Marrano. “There are a handful out there, but it’s definitely not the norm.”

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    Ron. courtesy of K-9 Protectors

    “This dog is the best.”

    Eventually, they found the perfect home for this hard-working pittie: the Delran Police Department, which had been considering starting up a K-9 unit, partly due to the insistence of patrolman Tyler Malia, who is now Ron’s handler.

    “I started pushing for a dog two-ish years ago—just asking relentlessly and pitching proposals and pitching how we could get a dog to the department,” he says. “It was, ‘Great ideas but not right now.’ I stayed persistent with it. It’s an awesome tool to have a narcotics dog.”

    In July, after an explosive device was set off in Delran—an uncommon event in this small township of roughly 18,000 people—the FBI arrived with their own explosives and K-9. Malia says his department was impressed by that dog in action, giving them another bit of motivation.

    Eventually, all the puzzle pieces fit together, and Malia found his wingman. But it’s not like he came into this situation as an overt pit bull advocate. He admits he’d had “zero experience” with the breed, having grown up mostly around small pups and even dealing with a fear of dogs for part of his earlier life. After marrying his wife, they brought home a beloved Labradoodle—one who now shares sofa real estate with Malia’s new pal.

    Looking back, the patrolman has vivid memories of first meeting Ron during the National Night Event focused on community-policing awareness.

    “That was the first initial meeting for all of us, to watch him work and put him in front of our administration, the police department, the town council, and to also see how he is in front of large crowds and with people,” he says. “Before anyone got there, we got there first, and as soon as we walked over, he jumped up on me and was licking. I started petting him, and his whole body is wiggling. He’s so happy. It was immediately like, ‘This dog is the best.’”

    “I’ll tell ya right now, from meeting Ron, I don’t know why I ever overlooked pit bulls,” he adds. “He’s the most loving, social, stable, family-oriented dog. Every day when we go home, he cuddles up on the couch with me, my wife, and our other dog. Ron’s the total package.”

    As of this writing, Malia’s only been working with Ron for six weeks—but that’s following a series of meetings at K-9 Protectors’ facility and the Middlesex County K-9 Academy, where he took a “crash course” in handling.

    “Ron had already been certified and training for 18 months with K-9 Protectors, so he’s already a machine,” he says, emphasizing that Ron is more than just a cute face. “We’ve actually used him quite a few times, and twice we’ve hit fairly significant arrests and seizures. He [actually] does work! He’s done a really good job.”

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    Ron and Tyler at the swearing-in ceremony. courtesy of K-9 Protectors

    “I just hold the leash.”

    The media attention, Malia says, has been “really overwhelming”—mostly in a positive way, including the widespread coverage of Ron’s official swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday at the Delran Township municipal building. Nonetheless, handfuls of hateful commenters do their best to make noise. “There’s the 1% of people on social media saying negative things about him because of his breed,” he says. “It gets shared to one anti-pit page, and they all come crawling out. But it’s the 1%. You can barely see it unless you look for it.”

    “It’s been great to see the response from volunteers from both the shelter, the rescue, K-9 Protectors—everybody sort of rallying around him and celebrating him,” adds Costa. “But unfortunately, there are a lot of hate groups out there that will target posts—they will search Facebook and Reddit and leave horrible comments. Some people’ve had German Shepherds or Malinois for years, and they’ll say, ‘He’s gonna flunk out of the police program. He’ll never make it.’ Even though those comments are not as hateful, [they’re still] doubting him—and you just have to see him. It’s hard for a lot of people to shift their mindset to see these dogs in a community advocacy or working role. I think it’s about being able to accept something new.”

    Ultimately, Ron wouldn’t be in this unique position—breaking stereotypes and inspiring people to challenge conventions—if it weren’t for the valiant efforts of so many advocates. For just one dog to live, let alone thrive as a local celebrity, it often takes a ragtag team working behind the scenes. “I think Ron is an amazing dog,” Costa says, “but there are so many dogs like Ron sitting in municipal shelters who unfortunately don’t always make it out.”

    In Ron’s case, it all comes down to what limits we impose—and why.

    “When people think of bully breeds, they don’t always think of working dogs, but bully breeds actually make up some of the best working dogs, given that they’re so driven, fiercely loyal, and tenacious,” Costa says. “I remember when I first reached out to K-9 Protectors, I thought, ‘Will they even consider him, or will I just sound crazy even asking?’ I knew he could do it, but even though their ad mentioned ‘any breed,’ you always worry about the bully-breed stereotypes: ‘How do I pitch an American Bully with a euthanasia deadline as a strong K-9 candidate?’ It’s one of those things where you just have to see him work and let that do the talking.”

    And there’s no mistaking that point. “I don’t really have to do much,” says Malia. “I just hold the leash. Ron kind of speaks for himself in a way.”

    dog, pit bull, k-9, ron the dog, police dog,
    Ron. courtesy of Victoria Costa

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