What we don’t know about early America

Sometimes I think my conception of Revolutionary America was imprinted on my brain by Schoolhouse Rock, specifically “No More Kings.” Rocking and a’ rolling over the horizon from England to America, dumping tea (“that’s called Taxation Without Representation, and that’s not fair”), and sticking our tongues out at King George.

No number of biographies, serious history lessons, and excellent PBS documentaries have quite gotten those images out of my head. But when it comes to pre-Revolutionary America-the time we remember on Thanksgiving Day-my images are much wilder, murkier, and stranger. Because strange is what the 18th-century colonies were. We have few representations of them drilled into our brains apart from the apocraphyal “hey, let’s eat!” story of the first Turkey Day.

Cinematic depictions of early America often fall into cliché-Terrence Malick’s haunting film The New World does, despite its other merits. We might need to use our imaginations to conjure visual images of such strangeness, and for that books better fit the bill.

Here is a shortlist of three histories worth revisiting if you need to impress someone on Thanksgiving. All will make your brain hurt with how much you do not know about Colonial America. Plus, all three are certain to contain fantastic anecdotes to liven up a boring family gathering.

For a great overview of all the wacky stuff that happened before the colonists rose up, read Arthur Quinn’s page-turning A New World: An Epic of Colonial America from The Founding of Jamestown to the Fall of Quebec. The book contains dozens of great stories of Champlain, Winthrop, and others, including freezing Jesuits trying to convert Hurons, failed attempts to set up a City of God, battles, and annihilations.

John Demos’ The Unredeemed Captive recounts the harrowing story of a minister, his wife, and their two children captured by Native Americans and forced to march to Canada. One of the children, Eunice, eventually married a Native American. She refused to return to her family even after they returned to Massachusetts, and lived with her husband until her death at 95.

Tony Horwitz’ A Voyage Long and Strange: On The Trail of Vikings, Conquistadores, Lost Colonists and Other Adventures in Early America mixes old and new: Horwitz retraced the routes of all the explorers after Columbus and before Plymouth. The book contains Horwitz’ accounts with those preserving the too-obscure history of pre-Pilgrim America, including the odd couple who spend their days in a recreated 11th century Viking longhouse in Newfoundland.

If it is a novel you seek, go ahead and brush off James Fenimore Cooper’s The Last of the Mohicans. Or for a smart and utterly wacky riff on early America that contains online chats with Pocahontas, check out Matthew Sharpe’s Jamestown.

And then-go ahead, you’ve earned it-cue up “Shot Heard Round The World” and chase those Redcoats back to Bostontown.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Photo credit: CanvaDogs have impressive observational powers.

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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