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Wow. So—okay. Before we get into the tacky horror that is the first Snowden trailer, let’s do a quick recap of how we got to this point, because the red flags have been waving on this movie for months.


Oliver Stone’s latest was supposed to bow last Christmas, but got bumped all the way to September of this year. By revoking the holiday release, the production company effectively said “We don’t want this running during awards season.” Open Road officially said the movie wasn’t finished yet, but come on. Any time a major movie event from a landmark director “isn’t finished” in time for its theatrical release—especially when the Oscar deadline is involved—it usually implies “We are trying to salvage this thing but haven’t figured out how to do it yet.”

And damn, that seems to be the case for Snowden, too. This feels like The Fifth Estate 2.0, a really good director taking on a subject that is so inherently dramatic and thrilling and interesting they have no excuse for screwing it up. This is the Edward Snowden case! The man is responsible for the biggest leak of U.S. government documents in the history of ever. He’s currently living in Russia so he can’t be extradicted and arrested for treason in his home country. Intrigue! Drama! International safe havens from domestic imprisonment! This movie, just like The Fifth Estate, should have gotten all the Oscar nominations by default. But instead it looks completely hackneyed.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks like he’s doing his best, but the accent is just too distracting. The visualizations of “technology” look straight up Hackers, which was forgivable for Hackers because it was 1995 and the World Wide Web was still a series a tubes. But this is 2016. So stop it with the radical waves of bits and pixels! Nic Cage’s character actually says “Find the terrorists in the internet haystack.” This could have been an important movie about one of the most consquential figures in American history, but instead it looks like another swing and a miss in Oliver Stone’s 21st century filmography.

Snowden doesn’t come out until the fall, and it’s possible that it could surprise and be really good. But until we’re proven wrong we’ll be at home watching the documentary Citizenfour, in which a filmmaker and a journalist talk to the actual Edward Snowden, and make a pretty damn good movie in the process.

Sorry, JGL. You deserved better.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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