Samy may have just built himself a house inside a refugee camp, but he’s not planning on staying long. No, he’s looking to run through the labyrinthine process that takes him from refugee to permanent U.S. resident as quickly as possible. So he set up shop in the camp to increase his chances of getting noticed by the Thai government, which is a—if not the—key to his getting out.

Samy is trying to get Thailand to declare him a “displaced person,” which then lets the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees recognize him as a refugee. Before those two things happen, it’s exceedingly difficult to see how Samy can make it to the United States. At least, so says the conventional wisdom.

But if Samy really is stuck waiting around until the government gets its act together—considering Thailand has recently been plunged into chaos, and refugee affairs are likely as much of a priority as reupholstering the furniture in the capital—then maybe it’s time we started bucking that conventional wisdom.

Upon my editor’s recommendation, I contacted Marina Sharpe, a lawyer who has long dealt with refugee affairs and helped found Asylum Access. Sharpe revealed some intriguing alternative courses of action to explore while we’re waiting for Samy to acquire that elusive refugee status. We also discussed the most unlikely ways that a refugee can become a permanent U.S. resident.

1. Enter the Green Card Lottery

“It’s a long shot, but it’s real, and people win it,” Sharpe says of the Diversity Immigrant Visa, better known as the U.S. Green Card Lottery. Yes, we can get Samy to apply for a green card in the United States in the lottery, as millions of hopeful would-be immigrants around the world do every year. “It’s one of those things that seems like such a long shot that people don’t enter it, and maybe that thinking is preventing people from entering it,” she says. Long shot is right: Only 0.58 percent of the 2.5 million Asians who entered the lottery in 2008 were chosen.

2. Appealing to the Embassy

It turns out that there’s still be a shot we can get the UNHCR to mandate Samy’s status as a refugee, in effect overriding the lethargic Thai authority. This involves appealing to the U.S. embassy in Bangkok, and seeing if Samy’s case can be negotiated. I would then deal with the International Organization for Migration, which would handle the nuts and bolts of processing the case. Consider this on the top of my to-do list.

3. The One-Way Ticket to America

This is perhaps the longest shot, but it’s also extremely interesting. Here’s how it works: If Samy were to somehow make it to the United States, say, by flying into an international airport, he could then declare himself an asylum seeker on the spot. Sharpe explains: “Under international law, they can’t turn him away —that’s the good news. The bad news is he’ll probably be put in an immigration detention center. So he’d be put into jail while his claim was adjudicated.” Which is a problem, but not necessarily an insurmountable one.

Sharpe tells me that there are programs, like Human Rights First, that pair junior corporate lawyers with a conscience with asylum seekers. (Sharpe adds that when she was working at a corporate lawfirm, she was paired with a refugee from Cameroon, who she helped get status.)

It turns out that once you get refugee status, you get permanent residence relatively quickly. “You just fill out a couple forms and get a green card.” After a few years with a green card, refugees are then eligible to become citizens.

The tricky part, of course, is getting Samy here in the first place. He doesn’t have a passport, much less a visa. And airlines won’t let passengers on board without one because they don’t want to pay to fly someone back if he’s denied entry into the country, which is what would happen. Sharpe suggests I find out if there’s an airline that would be willing to take a refugee one way without a visa, knowing that he planned on declaring himself an asylum seeker when he got to his destination. It’s not against the law for airlines to let him on board, so they may be open to a special arrangement.

4. O, Canada!

This last option wouldn’t result in U.S. citizenship—but it would be almost as good. It turns out that the Canadian government has some entirely different methods of helping refugees and persecuted people. One is ressetlement through Humanitarian and Compassionate Grounds clause in Canada’s immigration law, which, Sharpe tells me, is “completely outside the sphere of refugees—it’s a sponsorship program.”

That means two important things: First, that organizations or groups of people can chose to sponsor particular refugees’ resettlement efforts. If a group of Canadians can prove they can support a refugee financially, they can petition the government directly to get that person into Canada. No such program exists in the United States. Second, the process doesn’t require that the person in question be officially recognized as a refugee; any persecuted person can qualify.

For Samy, that might mean no more waiting for the Thai government to give him refugee status; he could go directly to Canada if he were approved by the government. This is no pie-in-the-sky option either. I’ve told you before that Samy is resourceful. Well, a while back, Samy met a Canadian who may be able to help him out. His name is David, and he may be Samy’s best bet to leave the life of a refugee behind.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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