This Sh*t Is Bananas Part Deux: Spiders and Blow

The banana sections of super markets are some zany places. Last week, you might remember, the world's deadliest spider traveled from Honduras to Tulsa, Oklahoma, lying in wait in a banana crate, only to be captured by a naively heroic Whole Foods employee.

This past weekend, an equally unsuspecting employee at a discount supermarket in Germany discovered more than 60 pounds of cocaine in a pile of bananas (which had originally come from Columbia Colombia).

If bananas are on the verge of extinction, as we once read they were, they're sure as hell going out with a bang. What sort of of wonderfully-dangerous surprise will the next South American banana shipment bring with it?

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