As it is for plenty of twenty-something working stiffs, Gmail is the backbone of my day. Whether I’m group gossiping chatting, working in a shared excel chart, or reading an all caps email from my Dad, I’m using Gmail. Since signing up over five years ago, I’ve been a loyal user, readily adopting new features—even though it took me a solid month to discover my Google Docs were now Google Drive.


It was no surprise that when composing an email a couple nights ago, things looked a little different. New emails are now opened just like a Gchat window, but larger. The purpose is to allow users the ability to easily compose an email while accessing old emails for reference, working with multiple compositions at once, and reading incoming messages. Replying to an email thread looks cleaner, and more closely resembles a chat.

I can get down with this new streamlined communication functionality.

What’s rubbing me the wrong way is how Google positions the interface modification as a time saver:

“How many times have you been writing an email and had to reference something in another message?” Google said. “Saving a draft, opening the old email, and then reopening your draft wastes valuable minutes.”

I’ll be honest; I don’t think I’ve lost much of life to email drafts. Google’s statement is just a reminder that we’re all in such a damn hurry that even sending an email message is a burden. Surely you can only boil the act of communicating down so far.

These days, I hardly make a phone call and the most important information is received in an email, text, or via social networks. College admission decisions, birth announcements, job offers, date requests, professions of love, and wedding engagements are all mingled in with the mundane and served up in limited status updates or a sepia filtered photo. Many agree that it’s just more efficient to share information this way, but is something lost here?

I’m a tech geek, but still wonder if email is the last of the Mohicans when it comes to long-form written communication—long the foundation of history. Email replaced handwritten letters, and now social media is facilitating the demise of email. There’s a massive amount of content to be seen and messages to receive on a daily basis alone—we feel burdened when there’s more than a paragraph of text. Some camps are strong advocates for abolishing email all together, arguing that it’s cumbersome and ineffective. I see their point, especially when pertinent messages drown in a flood of unwanted spam and unnecessarily notifications.

But it’s not just email. Forbes and the Washington Post seem to push out shorter articles by the day. News is reduced to the major points, maybe even a slide show or infographic to make it easier. It feels like the story has been removed from all the news stories, because there just isn’t enough time to tell them.

When Google makes incremental changes in reducing the friction of sending messages, I completely understand. Objectively the new update does make email communication more fluid and allows for an increase in volume. As Google said, the changes will save you time, allowing more communication bandwidth, though I still maintain that closing and reopening a draft hasn’t ruined lives.

In the age of instant gratification and content overload, we may not want to deal with the particulars now, but I wonder about the future. How will historians analyze the past using condensed correspondence, breaking news in 500 words or less, and billions of 140 character snippets?

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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