In news that will have synthesizer nerds selling their first-born children for quick cash, Moog Music has announced a limited run of instruments that faithfully reproduce their great modular designs of the ‘60s and ‘70s. These modular systems, first created by engineering genius Robert Moog, who died in 2005, have long been the holy grails of the synth world—everyone seems to know a guy who knows a guy who has one, but as far as I can tell, no one’s actually seen one in person. Famous for their intimidating panels of patch bays, knobs, and tangle of swinging wires, the analog machines remain, to this day, unsurpassed in many ways, partially due to the fact that Robert Moog’s circuit designs and filters sounded so colorful, but also because they just look so goddamn cool.


Last year, after duplicating the legendary synth system used by prog rock superhero Keith Emerson (basically, the electronic instrument equivalent of cloning a wooly mamoth), Moog Music was moved to start recreating some of their other original designs, which will now be available on a limited basis. Wired’s Michael Calore reports:

“If you’ve never seen the System 35, System 55, or Model 15—you really can’t miss them, they’re beasts—you’ve almost certainly heard them. These are the same machines rock keyboardists used to paint the hazy, space-prog otherscapes of the 1970s. Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Yes, Rush, Brian Eno and Tangerine Dream all used them. But they also made Stevie saucier and Herbie hotter. And, being open-minded adults viewing the history of music through the long lens of time, we can freely admit that Moog’s modular synths made for some pretty kick-ass, adventurous disco records.”

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While to some, the sound of the classic Moog tones might come off as decidedly “retro,” and the instrument is often associated with the ‘60s and ‘70s, Moog Music believes the large format synth was cut off in its prime, and hasn’t ever come near reaching its potential. According to the company’s website:

“Artists had only begun to grasp the vast possibilities of these large format modular synthesizers when they went out of production over thirty years ago. Decades of electronic experimentation have enabled musicians to move on from viewing the Moog Modular as a replacement for traditional instrumentation. Now, a new generation of artists, with a greater understanding and more complex tools, will have the opportunity to explore the power of these singular sonic machines. Today, the modular synthesizer is viewed in the manner Bob Moog originally intended: to ‘discover endless offbeat, unconventional, and even irrational ways of working.’”

Don’t get too excited—the new synths run between $10,000 and $35,000 apiece, but at only five figures, they’re still vastly more attainable than the $150,000 price tag placed on last year’s Emerson reproduction. (Which is still available custom order.) And if you’re an audio geek, just knowing that there are more of these monsters out there can give you a glimmer of hope, an inkling that one day, maybe, if you write that hit or score that film, or fuck it, while we’re dreaming, just win the lottery, you might find yourself twiddling the knobs on a real, live modular Moog.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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