Relax, don’t do it: In an unsurprising turn of events, pills offered for sale at gas stations across America are unlikely to make a measurable difference in the strength of a man’s erection. According to a new report by product testing resource ConsumerLab, only 30 percent of over-the-counter sexual enhancers live up to their claims. And most of them don’t claim that much: ExtenZe limply declares that it “can make a difference.”

Earlier this year, the FDA pulled certain bottles of ExtenZe after they were found to contain unlisted drugs, including one that was “known to substantially increase blood pressure and/or pulse rate in some patients” and could put “patients with a history of coronary artery disease, congestive heart failure, arrhythmias or stroke” at risk. Today, ExtenZe is getting heat for what it doesn’t have. ExtenZe flopped ConsumerLab’s tests, registering only 63 percent of its claimed dosage of yohimbe, a derivative of the bark of the Pausinystalia johimbe tree that’s FDA-approved to “act through the nervous system to increase blood flow to the penis.”


The ExtenZe pills currently stocking shelves did test negative for potentially harmful unlisted drugs. Instead, the product boosts its profile with pseudo-science. ExtenZe markets itself by the alternate name “ambesium labidrol.” According to ConsumerLab, “these words have no scientific meaning and seem to be a marketing gimmick, perhaps to give the product a more scientific aura.”

In addition to yohimbe, ConsumerLab examined over-the-counter products containing popular supplements horny goat weed and L-Arginine, and found that only four of the 12 products tested met its standards for transparency and safety. Two of the tested pills “lacked FDA-required information on their labeling,” ConsumerLab says, while one was found to be “contaminated with an unacceptable level of lead.”

But will they make your penis hard? ConsumerLab found “little clinical evidence suggesting that any of the products that we tested would improve anyone’s sexual functioning at the suggested doses.” And they’re certainly not going to physically “extend” anything. “There is no way short of surgery to increase a man’s natural penis size,” ConsumerLab warns. “At best, these products will only help with an erection—a temporary increase in penis size.”

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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