After nine years together, LCD Soundsystem is calling it quits. (It’s a punch to the gut to see them go, but also kind of noble for a great act to go out on top.)

To bid a fond farewell to their fans, they decided play one final show at Madison Square Garden—a giant venue with lots of room in their (sort of) hometown. But no sooner did tickets go on sale than they sold out. Even the band couldn’t buy tickets for their friends and families. Scalpers soon listed thousands of tickets for sale at exorbitant prices.

What was a band—one that cares deeply about its fans—to do?

After initially taking to Twitter to voice their rage—”I’m wondering now what on earth could be less effective and more of a first-world spoiled idiotic move than ‘angry tweets,’” frontman James Murphy wrote—the band came up with a rather shrewd solution: They added four more shows at Terminal 5 the same week as the MSG show. Not only does it give their fans more chances to see them before they retire, but it also devalues those many scalped tickets—an awesome way to hang the scalpers out to dry.

Murphy wrote an impassioned letter to fans on the LCD website, in which he narrated the situation, explained the rage he felt on what should have been a joyous occasion (selling out the Garden), thanked fans for their years of support, and outlined his plan to allow fans to see the band at reasonable prices. Warning: strong language to follow.

we’re announcing all the shows at once, and if they don’t sell out, i don’t care. i just want to give people who actually want to see us a chance to see us. for a reasonable ticket price. and i want to drop the price of the msg tickets being sold by piece of shit scalpers.

oh—and a small thing to scalpers: “it’s legal” is what people say when they don’t have ethics. the law is there to set the limit of what is punishable (aka where the state needs to intervene) but we are supposed to have ethics, and that should be the primary guiding force in our actions, you fucking fuck.

and to everyone else: thank you. you rule. don’t let the shitbags win.
i feel like conan o’brien.

I guess he rediscovered his edge.

Photo (cc) by Flickr user localjapantimes

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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