When a group of gun-toting yahoos took hold of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in eastern Oregon this January, it seemed the ragtag group of camo-loving patriots’ occupation couldn’t last long. But despite community outrage, national disgust with the occupiers and their incomprehensible demands, and the strategic delivery of care packages full of dildos, the group managed to hole up for 41 days, a surprising length of time. Even after their holdout, and some patience on the part of authorities—considering that this was an armed occupation of a federal facility—the situation ended in the death of a prominent member of the occupying group, a good number of arrests, and extensive damage to the wildlife refuge.


Images from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s Flickr account show some of the mess left behind by the group, now being cleaned up by the federal agency, using taxpayer dollars. The cost of picking up after the militiamen is estimated to total $4 million. While many conservatives and self-styled patriots trumpet values of personal responsibility and rugged self-sufficiency, it looks like these occupiers just made a big mess and left it for others to clean up, pretty much shitting where they ate. The New York Times, where I first encountered these images, describes the scene:

In the photos, a box of instant cocoa with miniature marshmallows can be seen next to some dusty electrical equipment, and a large pile of loose tobacco on a flattened cardboard box is still waiting to be rolled. Garbage, broken electronics, abandoned outdoor gear and rotting food can also be seen. Journalists given a tour were advised to avoid the human feces that dotted the premises.

“I don’t think the photos do it justice,” Jason Holm, a spokesman for the Fish and Wildlife Service, told the New York Times. In reference to an open latrine dug by the occupiers, Holm added: “We’ve had to actually repaint buildings with specialized paint because they smell so bad.”

Most people in the United States consider keeping the country clean to be a noble national ideal. A 2012 poll conducted by the Nature Conservancy found that 80 percent of Americans considered conservation of natural resources, in and of itself, to be patriotic. And 75 percent of those surveyed agreed that “one of the things our government does best” is preserving its “history and natural beauty through national parks, forests, and other public lands”—places like the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

When these fellas were done playing militia, they should have been expected to pick up the mess they had madejust as we’d ask any child who’s finished playing for the day. It’s a lesson these patriots had better learn soon, since they just might be spending a lot of their post-sentencing time picking up trash on the side of America’s scenic highways and historic promenades.

There’s an important point here, one that all proud Americans age 5 and older can be expected to observe: Real patriots clean up after themselves.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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