Is it just us, or are we having a serious case of extra-cheesy deja-vu?


This week, the U.S. Department of Agriculture agreed to spend a quick $20 million worth of cold, hard cash on dairy in order to offset dramatic losses by farmers across the country (who had initially tried to sell Uncle Sam $150 million in cheese). The drop in dairy consumption has several causes, including growing competition from China, Russian sanctions, and, we suspect, a serious lack of Got Milk? ads. But the purchase is actually even more unnecessary, and more common, than you might think.

While it may seem novel that milk purchases have become both a barometer for global malaise and a public service, the truth is that the American government and cheese go way back. It all started in the 1930s, when post-Depression safety nets for farmers were put in place through the Agricultural Adjustment Act of 1933.

Many experts believed that an agricultural slowdown was at the root of the financial crisis, and wanted to prevent farmers from going bankrupt. In some cases, they were actually paid not to produce milk and other commodities; today, $180 billion in U.S. goverment funds goes toward supporting farmers in various ways, from price supports to supply chain regulation—at least $20 billion of which goes to dairy producers alone.

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Another part of the plan involved stockpiling huge amounts of cheese—so much so that by the 1980s, storing it had become a logistical nightmare. Rather than throw it away (because nothing makes people angrier than seeing lots of dairy destroyed) Reagan decided to give it away to the country’s poor as part of the Temporary Emergency Food Assistance Program, which was designed to supplement the diets of low-income and elderly Americans…but also became a convenient way for the USDA to sell moldy cheese to the government.

This time around, about 11 million pounds of purchased cheese is going to go toward supplemental nutrition—which will barely make a dent in the 759 million pounds currently in storage.

We smell some Got Cheese? ads in our future.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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