A new group of foodies are sharing what they eat-obsessively, and online.

In the post-climactic moments of a foodgasm, some of us, euphoric and unable to concentrate, with blood rushing to the stomach, prefer relaxed conversation with friends, a little after-dinner pillow talk. I sometimes head to the liquor cabinet for a bitter, digestive nip of Fernet Branca. Now, there’s a growing group of the food obsessed that can’t even wait for dinner to end to reach for the iPhone, the laptop, or the digital camera.

Whether these obsessive gastro-diarists are effective writers reaching out to hungry readers at the web’s virtual dinner party or a wave of self-aggrandizing foodiots is part of a larger debate over the value of social media. The importance of traditional media sources has been eroded, in part for failing to live up to an illusory set of standards, like reviewers who were comped trips for Robert Parker’s famous wine newsletter. Combine that with online communities that offer places to find more perspectives and more opinions for free, and you have the beginning of a revolution. But detractors of the online “cult of the amateur,” like Andrew Keen, point out that the democratization of the media has led to more superficial observations than thoughtful, considerate opinions.

The latest incarnation: the foodiots.

Here they come, the distinct subspecies of food zealot that cannot enjoy culinary coitus uninteruptus, the plugged-in foodie who absolutely must blog, tweet, or photograph meals-even the most mundane breakfast bun. And they’re taking over, at least according to Joe Pompeo, who wrote in last week’s New York Observer: “New Yorkers’ water-cooler chitchat has changed. They used to talk about sex and politics and TV shows. Now they can’t stop yapping about what they’re shoving down their pie holes.”

Grub Street’s Daniel Maurer argues that the rise of the foodiot coincides with aggressive, viral restaurant marketing that focuses on the latest and greatest stunts-possibly in place of good food. “As the food blogosphere and food television expand, food becomes more and more about sensationalism and gimmickry, and it has become more and more acceptable to praise something just because it’s wacky or indulgent, not because it’s artful.”

We’re constantly bombarded by short, senseless food stories-everything from cat food commercials to the latest news about Monsanto-unreeling in real time. It’s true that we need solid criticism-whether that’s Alan Richman, Tyler Cowen, or Adam Roberts-to elevate the discourse, cut through the hype, and find the good food. But online chatter doesn’t have to be equivalent to low-brow idiocy, and to assume that all non-professionals reviewers are “foodiots” seems elitist, missing the potential of dedicated online reviewers or crowdsourcing recipe sites like Food52.

Either way, as the critic Gale Greene wrote on her Twitter feed, “Let’s hope-foodiots or not-that when we look up from the plate, we have something else to talk about, even obsess over.” My suggestion: Smart critics, no matter how many characters they use.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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