Vladimir Nabokov wrote his first novels in Russian, but Lolita draws so much of its life from his masterful manipulation of the English language that he must’ve had trouble translating it into his native tongue. So it goes with Björk, whose legacy will rest partially on Biophilia—an album/app/concert experience/evolutionary catalyst inspired by the natural rhythms of the planet Earth. (Instead of whatever planet Björk actually comes from.) We fans all have our own Björk origin theories. For example, in the album’s making-of documentary, When Björk Met Attenborough, naturalist and BBC broadcaster David Attenborough postulates that the Icelandic singer’s freakish vocal range is vestigial, that it “would have made sense ancestrally.” Point is, whether she’s an Ancient One or an alien, Björk is clearly not of this world, and it’s her outsider’s perspective that transforms concert film Biophilia Live from an exercise in the avant-garde into an act of elemental magic.


Anything that looks like magic, Arthur C. Clarke reminds us, could just as easily be technology too advanced for humans to comprehend. If your experience with Björk’s eighth studio album has thus far lacked that kind of magic, it could very well be an issue of insufficient technology. If you originally listened to 2011’s Biophilia as an album and passed on the software, the lack of context might make the music’s unconventional instruments (pendulum harps, Tesla coils, a wind-up music-box-like thing called a sharpsichord.) and time signatures (17/8 is a big one—for some reason involving the way crystals form that only really makes sense when a geologist explains it to you while you’re high on psilocybin mushrooms) seem like cold experiments in form. In actuality these artistic choices represent literal forces of nature. For instance, it’s one thing to know that the bass line of “Thunderbolt” is generated by a Tesla coil, but it’s another thing entirely to see Björk in a thundercloud fright wig wail about “craving miracles” while actual honest-to-god lightning is called into being. The effect is only slightly lessened by the fact that the Tesla coil “player” is just some dude in jeans swiping his hands across, like, seven iPads.

Björk herself is a force of nature, and that’s a cliché not taken lightly when she’s accompanied by gravity and thunder. Watching her bobbing her head to the oddball beats and harmonizing with the choirs (yes, plural), you get a sense of how precise each note actually is as it’s intricately interwoven in mixed media.

The element absent from the album by itself is synesthesia, the interplay of at least two senses. Biophilia, the app, allows users to transform the music as it plays by manipulating tactile representations—shifting tectonic plates to change the chord combinations in one song, shaping a strand of pearls to form the beat of another, etc.—and Iceland’s schoolchildren are using it to learn to play music. Us older Björk fans, however, are used to a more one-sided interaction: She manufactures the insanity and we absorb it. That strategy served us well from Debut to Volta, but more will be required of us from here on out. If you didn’t make the pilgrimage to one of the Biophilia tour stops, you owe it to yourself to view what amounts to a masterwork from as many angles as possible via Biophilia Live.

Whether Biophilia is, as the making-of documentary frames it, a celebration of “nature as a rock star” or, more realistically, the basis for a future religion in which the goddess Björk is said to have sung all of creation into existence, Biophilia Live is a great concert film, directed and edited with the same jeweler’s precision required for all other parts of the project. Attenborough, in the film’s opening sequence, defines “biophilia” as “love for nature in all her manifestations” and at no point during the concert does this sentiment seem ironic or insincere. Seeing footage of the natural phenomena described in the songs interpolated with the spectacle of those crazy instruments and the impassioned performances of every musician involved is about as close as you can get to experiencing the four-dimensional Biophilia app without using a tablet device. And if you already have and enjoy the app, then you’ll definitely want to see the film, because I’m pretty sure it’s the last step before you transform into one of those 2001: A Space Odyssey bubble babies. Godspeed, you glistening bastard.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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