The bloody history of one of football’s greatest words.

As a fan of the Buffalo Bills-the only team to go to four Super Bowls in a row, and the only team to lose four in a row-Super Bowl weekend is always a little bittersweet. Did I say “bittersweet”? I meant “as pleasant as a fork in my brain.” The fact that the team hasn’t even made the playoffs in 10 years does little to soothe the pain.

Despite my post-traumatic Bills disorder (and disturbing pieces like Malcolm Gladwell’s “Offensive Play: How Different are Dogfighting and Football?”), I do like watching football, and I’ll be glued to the TV like the rest of America on Sunday. But my mind grapes are always on words, and football has plenty of intriguing ones. “Fumble,” “touchdown,” “sack,” and “out with a groin” are all worth a look, but the most interesting history belongs to “blitz,” which entered English through two common venues: other languages and the lingo of war.

It all started with the German word “blitzkrieg,” which means “lightning war” and gained fame in the deadliest way possible: the fast and violent air raids of the Nazis. The earliest known English use, captured by the Oxford English Dictionary, is from 1939: “In the opening stage of the war all eyes were turned on Poland, where the German military machine was engaged in Blitz-Krieg…with a view to ending as soon as possible.” “Blitz” was used quickly, and perhaps simultaneously, as an abbreviation/synonym, as evidenced by uses in 1939 (“Formal committee chairmen must have known how the poor Poles felt when the German blitzkrieg suddenly started ‘blitzing’ around their ears yesterday noon”) and 1940 (“Blitz bombing of London goes on all night”).

Like so many other war words-including “basket case,” “undermine,” “triumph,” “volunteer,” “gung ho,” “skedaddle,” and “fubar”-“blitz” spread from the killing fields to surprising areas. “Blitz” has frequently been used for ad campaigns, and the Historical Dictionary of American Slang traces that sense back as far as 1948. Hunter S. Thompson used it that way in Hell’s Angels in 1966: “The Angels’ publicity blitz was in high gear.” “Blitzed” has meant drunk or high since the sixties, and “blitzing” is used (rarely) to refer to scoring well on a test and scooping (in the journalism sense), plus almost any kind of aggressive or fast assault.

Of course, the most commonly used meaning of “blitz” today is the football sense, which has been out there since the early sixties. The OED defines it as “A charge by one or more defensive backs into the offensive backfield, esp. to prevent or disrupt a passing play.” A 1963 quote shows “blitz” is one of several terms for similar tactics: “Red-dogging answers to many names: storm, blitz, shooting, stunting.” The lexical Darwinian struggle that sees some words flourish while others flounder certainly favored “blitz,” maybe because it just sounds as violent as a linebacker on a rampage.

In terms of football-ology, I don’t have anything beyond a layman’s understanding of the blitz. To me, it means “open season on the quarterback!” and not much else. (A 1966 OED quote offers more definition: “surprise defensive maneuver where one or more linebackers and/or defensive backfield men charge across line of scrimmage after ball carrier.”) Though announcers and fans love the blitz, it often backfires, leaving open receivers to pick up huge gains. My metric thimble-load of blitz knowledge was picked up in Gregg Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback column, which I can’t recommend enough.

Given the etymological roots-lightning war-and the tragic toll of blitzing in World War II, “blitz” was a natural for the ultra-violence of football. The patron comedian of word nerds, George Carlin summed up the intimate relationship between war and football in a famous routine: “In football the object is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy’s defensive line.”

If it seems wrong that words for such horrific acts of violence are part of the lexicon of a game, well…that’s the way the lexical cookie crumbles-or should I say “ameliorates.” Amelioration is the process that gradually softens words. The softening is dramatic when war words are involved, but it happens all around the lexical landscape. For example, “enthusiasm” originally meant “Possession by a god, supernatural inspiration, prophetic or poetic frenzy; an occasion or manifestation of these.” That’s a lot more enthusiastic than its current sense, which mostly describes motorcycle enthusiasts and comic-book enthusiasts whose zeal doesn’t have quite the same Biblical flavor.

In the case of “blitz,” amelioration might be a good thing-or a sign of a good thing at least. I’d rather have safeties blitzing my quarterback than Nazis blitzing my city any day.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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