I don’t know how to change the oil in my car. My wife drives our 1995 Toyota Camry almost everywhere, and she sure as hell parallel parks when it comes to that. Yet I’ve almost unintentionally seen every one of the half-dozen Fast & Furious films released between 2001 and 2013. Statistically speaking, many of the ticket buyers to this nearly billion-dollar-box-office franchise must fall a lot closer to me on the alpha male spectrum than they do to Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) or Brian O’Connor (Paul Walker), the chest-thumping, gearhead street racers at the heart of most of the Fast & Furious movies. That disparity may very well be the key to the films’ appeal.


Portrayed by Diesel and Walker (who makes his final appearance in the franchise following his death in a single-car accident) with brooding muscle-bound method intensity, these are our “Men with No Name” for the new millennium—near-blank canvases onto which we paint our ideas of what it used to mean to be a man. “Used to” being the operative phrase, as to strive for manliness of the tersely scripted, action-flick variety is to be borne back ceaselessly into the past, chasing an elusive green light through world wars, back to the revolutionaries, the settlers, the cavemen, Kubrick’s unevolved Moon Watcher brutally clubbing the desert dirt. But what, if anything, does all this male “fury” signify?

“Hey Dom, what do you remember about your father?” Brian asks in Fast Five, in one of the rare lines of dialogue that isn’t technical jargon being yelled over a revved-up engine. After patiently waiting for Dom to finish describing a near caricature of the dedicated family man, Brian gets to the point. “I don’t remember shit about my dad. I don’t remember him yelling, I don’t remember him smiling. To be honest with you, I don’t even remember what the hell he looked like. … He was just never there.” In the absence of a male role model, Brian, as well as the rest of the team/“family” has clearly appointed Dom the father they wish they had.

Describing what he respects so much about Dom in 2009’s Fast & Furious (that the franchise’s comic-book-complicated storyline continuity and anarchic approach to naming its sequels can be alienating to the uninitiated probably only adds to the franchise’s appeal to obsessive fans), Brian says, “What I’ve learned from Dom is that nothing really matters unless you have a code.” Mia (Jordana Brewster), probably intrigued to be talking about something besides engine blocks for once, asks, “And what’s your code Brian?” He replies: “I’m working on it.”

Maybe he is, and maybe he isn’t. In the grand tradition of the testosterone-soaked action flick, we learn about these men—female characters like Mia and Michelle Rodriguez’s Letty see plenty of action, but even less character development than their love interests—only from watching them at work. Considering this work almost exclusively consists of spinning steering wheels, stomping pedals, and mashing that all-important NOS button to activate the factory-installed deus-ex-machina feature, we can hardly blame Brian for not piecing together a more coherent moral code from observing Dom over the course of oh-so-many movies.

Despite claiming to remember “everything” about his father, Dom is not much clearer than Brian on what it means to be a man. At least he seems to have inherited his dad’s rabid devotion to “family” (in this case, the refreshingly diverse revolving cast of characters that makes up Dom’s team). The plot of Fast & Furious 6, for example, hinges on him putting everyone and everything at risk because an untrusted rival shows him a single picture of an ex-teammate believed to be dead and Dom can’t resist the urge to “make his family whole.” The equally aggressive form of religious devotion he remembers in his father—who would barbecue every Sunday afternoon for the whole neighborhood but refuse to feed anyone who didn’t attend church—manifests itself more mildly in Dom, who merely insists that whoever reaches for the food first say grace. Other than those vague guideposts, however, Dom seems to be mostly pulling levers and pushing buttons while hoping for the best, a copy of a copy of a copy becoming less and less defined even as the resolution improves. (A criticism that could be leveled at the film franchise as a whole.)

Dom’s most cherished belief, above family, above religion, really seems to be in the supremacy of “American Muscle,” like his souped-up Dodge Charger that, not incidentally, his dad died driving. Considering the long-term, global effects of cars like that tearing ass unregulated along America’s highways and byways this century and last, maybe we should be looking to establish an entirely new code instead of trying to figure out what exactly the old one was. Green lights, after all, have an almost universal habit of eventually turning red.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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