Chocolate and strawberry milk? Gone. Chicken nuggets and corn dogs? They’re also being kicked to the curb. Chalk it up to spending months in the hotseat after clashing with chef Jamie Oliver and his Food Revolution reality show, but the Los Angeles Unified School District is putting the kibosh on sugar-filled flavored milk and fast food staples. Great, but are the new optionsvegetable pad Thai, California sushi rolls, and spinach tortellini in butternut squash saucegoing to help kids learn? That may seem like an odd question, but here’s why I’m asking: If students don’t eat, they come back to class after lunch, sit at their desks, and stare into space like zombies. They can’t concentrate.


As a former teacher who told students they needed to eat to fuel their brains, only to see them chuck the cafeteria frankenfood in the trash because it was so gross, I’m hoping the new menu is going to be accepted by kids. Students aren’t learning if they’re complaining, “Teacher, my head/stomach hurts.” It’s equally difficult to tell them, “Jose, you have a headache because you’re hungry,” or “Your stomach hurts because you’re hungry.” (And sometimes, eating the food made a student’s stomach hurt, too.)

Teachers in every school district that serves large percentages of low-income students have had those kinds of conversations with their students. Think about it: if a student is on reduced or free lunch it’s because their family doesn’t have the money to pack a sack lunch to compensate for the unappetizing fare served in schools. If the student doesn’t eat the lunch the school provides, she goes hungry. That’s not uncommon, given the terrible quality of cafeteria food. Would you choke down a bad box of airplane food five days a week for months on end?

Many teachers spend their own money on a stockpile of fresh fruit and granola bars because without it, half the class will completely zone out of that after-lunch math lesson. But, because teachers are scared of lawsuits—if a kid has a litigious parent and nut allergies you don’t know about, giving him a granola bar made on equipment that processes nuts could bankrupt you—too many teachers have no choice but to let students sit at their desks all afternoon, unable to focus because they’re hungry.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad LAUSD is trying to make the food healthier (although pad Thai isn’t exactly low in fat or calories). But the bottom line is that the new menu options shouldn’t just meet Jamie Oliver’s nutrition standards. The real test isn’t whether spinach tortellini in butternut squash sauce sounds better, but whether it actually facilitates learning. That, after all, is the point of school.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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