Josh Oswald and Reed Jackson, who run the MTA Twitter parody account @FakeMTA:“My dream app would be a voice-changing app that makes everything you say sound like the Stand Clear of The Closing Doors Guy,” Oswald said.“It would of course have no practical use, but it would be great to walk around the city, ordering slices in that guy’s voice.”Reed added: “My dream app would be something along the lines of a delay explainer: You type in the train or bus, and it gives you an explanation of why it’s so late. ‘A jacka — with a green messenger bag blocked the doors of the fifth car three times in succession.’ “Ben Widdicombe, editor-in-chief of Gilt City: “I want an app that can reserve the seat closest to the door on an empty bench of three seats, like Open Table.”
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