In spite of warnings from some of science’s biggest brains that artificial intelligence will doom us all, the world keeps moving closer to an Asimovian future in which robotic helpers become an inexorable part of our daily lives. Leading the charge toward our mechanized destiny is none other than Google, whose recent acquisitions of multiple robotics firms have vaulted the tech giant onto that field’s cutting edge. As WNYC’s “On The Media” podcast reported last April, the buyout of companies like Redwood Robotics and Boston Dynamics went relatively unexplained by Google, resulting in intense media speculation as to what the internet juggernaut has in mind.


Now, a new piece of Google’s robotic puzzle has, perhaps, fallen into place. News broke this week that the company had been awarded a patent that outlines a system by which robots could download different “personalities” stored, as with most things Google, in the cloud.

Here’s how Google’s newly issued United States Patent 8,996,429 describes itself:

Methods and systems for robot and user interaction are provided to generate a personality for the robot. A robot may access a user device to determine or identify information about a user, and the robot may be configured to tailor a personality for interaction with the user based on the identified information. A robot may further receive data associated with the user to identify the user, such as using speech or face recognition. The robot may provide a personalized interaction or response to the user based on the determined information of the user. In some examples, a robot’s personality or personalization can be transferred from one robot to another robot, or information stored on one robot can be shared with another robot over the cloud.

This would allow for robots with modular personalities, capable of switching identities—or sharing them between bodies—based on who the bot is interacting with, and what they’re doing at the time. It’s an innovation that seems both optimistically cool, and pessimistically creepy, all at the same time.

Before you start to celebrate/panic over our new robotic future, Quartz points out there’s no guarantee this patent will ever become operational in a meaningful, commercial way. Companies will often lock down patents, and then leave the project in the R&D phase for any number of reasons. And even if the technology behind this particular patent comes to fruition, don’t assume that necessarily means you’ll be buying a multiple-personality C-3PO to tidy the house anytime soon; The current trend for interactive artificial intelligence seems to be geared toward improving personal assistants like Apple’s Siri and Microsoft’s Cortana. Robotics, meanwhile, is more occupied with coaxing natural movement out of decidedly unnatural objects. Both fields have a long ways to go before merging to create the type of autonomous mechanical being seen flicks like Short Circuit, and the more recent Chappie.

By locking down their patent, though, Google seems to be signaling that when the time comes for robot butlers and mechanised maids, they’ll be ready.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

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