To borrow a line from Karl Marx, great drinking trends happen twice: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce. If bathtub gin was the tragedy, the farce is Kansas Clean Distilled, a whiskey bottled “to appeal equally to men and women who typically enjoy vodka.” The second Great Depression has been just as effective as the first at driving Americans into the soothing arms of strong drink. Only this time around, our options for getting tanked are a lot more interesting.


In 1930, there was a speakeasy on every block and the local bootlegger stretched out his product with potentially lethal wood alcohol and industrial solvents. In 2011, there is a craft distillery in each of the 50 states, and the only nauseating additives they use are local foodstuffs like organic basil or birch syrup. New York and San Francisco host yearly Independent Spirits Expos, packed to the gills with curious tipplers and tipple-makers. It’s like a boozier, heavily mustachioed version of ComiCon.

None of these microdistillers are selling enough cases to make Parker Beam sit up and take notice. But the craft spirits boom has revolutionized leisure time for discerning drinkers and the bartenders who mix their Martinis and Manhattans. In a major American metropolis, you’re now almost as likely to find a lounge specializing in gin, or a bar boasting more than 100 whiskies, as you are to land at a Taps Aplenty Pour House with a three-digit draught list.
If Kansas Clean Distilled is the most ridiculous child of this revolution, then Chicago’s North Shore Distillery has sired the most sublime. North Shore’s Gin No. 11 is an aggressively juniper-forward expression of the London Dry Style. If your brain is a clear blue sky, North Shore 11 is the trick pilot doing barrel rolls while writing “THIS IS WHAT GIN TASTES LIKE” in smoke. In a Martini, it knocks the million-selling gins flat.

Ask a craft distiller why this movement has taken flight now, and you’re likely to hear a lot of optimistic analogies between foodie-ism and cocktail culture. We may be the most obese nation on the planet, but we’re also becoming a nation of gourmands. As Yuri Kato of Tequila Corrido puts it: “Fifteen years ago, cocktails was nothing. But then Americans started drinking less, but drinking better. It’s the same thing with craft spirits. People want to know how [their booze] is made, where it’s made, and why it tastes the way it does.”

Either our national palate is really evolving, or we’re just falling back into old patterns. Amy Jones, the granddaughter of famous bootlegger Wylie Howell, now sells 120-proof “Organic Whole Grain Corn Mash” with Mr. Howell’s mugshot printed right on the jug. She says that people buy the legal moonshine because her grandfather’s story of extreme poverty and struggling to survive on the edges of the law now “hits home for a lot of people.” Karl Marx would not be surprised.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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