Not getting raped? Actually, there’s not an app for that.

The Department of Health and Human Services this week released two new “Apps Against Abuse” targeted at preventing sexual assault and intimate partner violence among women age 16 to 24. “The Circle of Six” allows women to quickly access friends or emergency contacts within two clicks, then text out pre-programmed calls for help if they’re in trouble. With “On Watch,” a woman can set a countdown timer that will transmit her GPS location to a friend if “activities don’t go according to plan.”


Both applications presume that rape could be prevented if only a victim could reach her iPhone just in time. Actually, the stigma surrounding rape is so strong that most victims don’t even pick up the phone to report the crime after the fact. Most rapes are committed by friends, boyfriends, relatives, and social contacts of the victim—the kinds of people she might program into her emergency contact list. We can’t stop rape and domestic abuse by GPS tracking a woman’s every move—that will require a social roadmap targeted at actually preventing rapists from raping. Here are three smartphone applications that would place the responsibility back on rapists, not victims:

“Not cool, bro.”
Download this app and receive a text alert every time one of your bros says something rapey. Through voice-recognition software, the application recognizes phrases like “She was asking for it” and “It’s not rape if she’s sleeping,” then points you to defriend the offending bro on Facebook in just two clicks. Can also be programmed to recognize a male or female friend apologizing for rape (“She shouldn’t have worn that skirt”; “She shouldn’t have gotten so drunk”).

“She wants to do me.”
This interactive consent checklist informs the user whether he is preparing to engage in consensual sex. Answer a series of questions—Is she awake? Is she sober? Did she verbally indicate that she wants to have sex with you, right now, in that particular position?—before proceeding. Breathalyzer add-on sold separately.

“Is she asking for it?”
Page through a gallery of women’s outfits—miniskirt and high heels; flannel pajamas; pantsuit; Best Buy Geek Squad polo shirt. Then, determine which ensemble indicates that a woman is asking to be raped. Choose carefully! Every time you determine that she’s “Asking for it,” your GPS location will be transmitted to an interactive map tracking potential rapists.

Photo via (cc) Flickr user Andrew Stawarz

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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