Go ahead: Stand before the bulk section in the grocery store and try not to go nuts.


As any good discount shopper knows, you could spend hours scanning the vast rows of bins for what you came for or you could easily be distracted by the 50 shades of lentils, dried prunes, stray flakes of nutritional yeast, roughly 47 different flavors of granola, and endless free samples of crunchy, salty, tamari-coated, or chocolate-dipped nuts. (Listen, I know they’re neither free nor for sampling, but this is a safe space.)

If I had to choose just one nut, almonds would win hands down (though technically, we eat the seed that is housed inside the protective nutshell). No matter what you want to call them, they’re affordable and versatile, with a subtle, crowd-pleasing flavor that transforms their elegant shape seamlessly from a crunchy solid into butter, milk, cheese, smoothies, and ornate toppings that won’t overpower a dish.

In a nutshell, here’s everything you need to know to select the very best almond:

1. Know Before You Go

Not every nut makes the cut, so it’s important to have a strategy before embarking on your almond venture. While you’re not saddled to your choice of almonds for life, decide beforehand how you plan to use them so you get the best possible flavor.

Raw and unsalted work best in your culinary masterpieces or DIY nut-based milk and cheese. Roasted, salted, and flavored almonds are great to keep on hand as a savory snack to sneak into the theatre (again, this is a judgement-free zone) or as a protein-rich energy boost.

2. Find Good Chemistry

Buy organic almonds to avoid the GMO-based oils used for roasting and flavoring. Some styles have a ton of sugar, salt, and soy, so if you have the time to roast and season the almonds yourself, you can better control the ingredients and nutritional content.

If you’re a raw nutaholic, I have some bad news: California law requires all nuts to be pasteurized due to the risk of salmonella that is present in soil from animal fertilizer. Raw almonds have to be steamed or treated with propylene oxide, a chemical compound, before being sold for public consumption. But don’t worry, there’s a loophole for all of you purists out there: you can buy organic and truly raw almonds directly from nut farmers online—just keep an eye out to make sure the word “unpasteurized” is in the product description.

It’s better to be safe than sorry than sick with food poisoning, so if you buy the really raw version, avoid the risk of salmonella by pasteurizing them at home before consuming. Pasteurization kills off pathogens in food with heat and is commonly used in milk and juice production.

It sounds complicated, but here’s how you do it: Bring almonds to 160 degrees Fahrenheit (with steam or in the oven) for at least 15 seconds, or dehydrate them at 145 degrees Fahrenheit for 30 minutes. If you want to increase the absorption of nutrients or get rid of the seed’s brown hull, soak your almonds overnight, submerged in water with a little bit of salt, and flake off the hulls before storing in the refrigerator for the week.

3. Bulk Isn’t Always Better

There’s a certain appeal of buying in bulk: you eliminate unnecessary packaging and can choose the exact amount you need. Unprocessed almonds last longer because the nutshell and brown hull protect the flesh of the nut from air, water, and light—all contributors to rancidity. The downside is that, despite their minimalist presentation, bulk nuts can be much pricier than their packaged counterparts. At Whole Foods, I compared almonds in bulk with their packaged 365 Everyday Value® brand equivalents. Organic raw almonds were about the same price, but conventional raw were $5 more per pound to shed the packaging. This translates into a much steeper cost at checkout, especially if you’re buying almonds often.

You want your nuts to be fresh, and depending on how often the bulk bins are refilled and stored, a foil-sealed container might be best if you’re not using them right away. The last thing you want are rancid nuts on your hands or in your cabinet, which happens when the fat or oil in the nuts oxidizes. You’ll know it immediately when they’ve turned rancid: the odor is something akin to musty Play-Doh and the taste is undeniably sour and rank.

4. “These Nuts Are Making Me Thirsty!”

There has been a wave of environmental grumbling over the last few years on the rise in almond consumption and its impact on California’s drought—The Golden State is short on water and harvests 80 percent of the world’s almonds, which require 1 gallon of water per nut.

Humans have been enjoying almonds for thousands of years, presumably guilt free up until now. Though the plant does requires water, it’s not a particularly thirsty food compared to beef (1,800 gallons a pound, to be exact) or to chickpeas at 76 gallons an ounce; hummus could be the next drought-causing food target.

To minimize your water waste, buying organic is the best way to go. It supports responsible farming practices that eschew water-intensive inputs such as fertilizers and pesticides, which need to be diluted with water before being sprayed on crops and deplete the vital nutrients in the soil.

5. Keep Your Almonds Close(d)

The more processed almonds are (think slivered versus unshelled), the shorter their shelf life will be. Always store almonds in a dry, airtight container and stash them in the darkest, coolest cabinet you’ve got, because once they’ve been shelled, the clock starts ticking: up to six months for raw and around four months for chopped and roasted. Keep them in the refrigerator (or better yet, freeze ’em!) to increase their life span.

If you’re set on raw almonds, but the process in (2) left you exhausted from just reading it, you can always buy them in the shell, which somewhat protects the nut during the brief pasteurization process. Unshelled almonds are really in it for the long hull (wink), lasting for up to two years if kept cool and dry. Plus, shelling almonds can be a fun activity on a chilly night, so curl up next to the fireplace (or your apartment radiator) and crack away.

Remember to enjoy your almonds responsibly, source organically, store safely, and if you’re feeling shame from the naysayers, remember, your nut love is always welcome here.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
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    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

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    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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