Fans of alt-pop and alt-media have had a big day. Last Friday, L.A. Weekly ran a “column” about model turned musician Sky Ferreira, whose sophomore album is coming out this summer, that’s basically a masturbation session masquerading as pop culture criticism from writer Art Tavana.


It is the latest entry in the “Tavana vs. the World” files, which the paper classifies as “a monthly column in which L.A. Weekly‘s angriest (and nerdiest) music critic, Art Tavana, takes on his many nemeses in an ambitious quest to boldly go where no other critic has gone before.” For this installment of his column he chooses to write about the importance of Ferreira to pop culture by comparing her to “a freshly licked lollipop” and praising her “user-friendly sex appeal.”

Unfortunately, praising a woman for her “killer tits” (actually) and turning her into a fetish object is so far from bold and so thoroughly trodden ground for men talking about women (especially on the internet) that this article, called “Sky Ferreira’s Sex Appeal Is What Pop Music Needs Right Now,” amounts to nothing more than tedious misogyny.

Honestly, we didn’t want to publish anything about this article, because we didn’t want to feed L.A. Weekly and Tavana with more clicks. If there’s one thing online outrage—and this has engendered plenty—is definitely good for it is enabling bad decisions by giving bad decision makers more attention than they deserve. L.A. Weekly is a damn good pop culture periodical, which is exactly why the Ferreira story shouldn’t have been given the room to breathe. To the publication’s credit they have issued an apology to their readers and Ferreira and admitted, “It was offensive.”

But then Ferreira went live on Twitter last night to shut it all down. Publications like LAist and Jezebel published their own scathing critiques of Tavana’s story, but Ferreira taking aim at those who would reduce the meaning of her art to the value of her physical presence is by far the most satisfying takedown of all. Here are all the tweets:

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And then there’s this:

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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