The new U.S. dietary guidelines, released by the federal government Thursday, contain some good news and some bad news. The good news is unfortunately brief: Officials from the Departments of Agriculture and Health and Human Services say Americans can safely drink up to five cups of coffee per day. Five cups! Pour us another cup of steaming hot joe and let’s get caffeinated.


In the “maybe good, maybe bad category”: Though government officials recommend lean meats without saturated fats, red meat is no longer in the doghouse. Pork and beef are all right “as long as you don’t overdo it and otherwise have a healthy diet,” The Washington Post reports. Hamburgers, for example, are not an everyday food.

The bad news is more multitudinous—though, in the end, following the guidelines should be much, much better for your health.

First, eat less salt. The average American consumes 3,400 milligrams of salt per day, “an excessive amount,” SFGate reports, “that raises blood pressure and poses health risks.” The new dietary guidelines recommend limiting salt intake to less than 2,300 milligrams a day, regardless of age or health status.

Then, stick to low-fat or skim milk. (No more of this whole-milk business.)

Limit saturated fat intake to account for fewer than 10 percent of your calories per day.

The guidelines also recommend no more than one glass of alcohol per day for women, and two for men.

The habit that might prove hardest to break for Americans, however, relates to the new guidelines on sugar. Currently, the average American consumes up to 22 teaspoons of the white stuff each day. If that sounds like a lot, know that two midsize muffins and one cup of sweetened Greek yogurt is all you would need to eat to get to that scary number.

But government officials now recommend that Americans eat only about half that: about 12 teaspoons of sugar per day on a 2,000-calorie diet. The dietary guidelines recommend that sugar be no more than 10 percent of one’s daily caloric intake.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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