Over the weekend, Art Basel Miami came to an end. The week-long art event takes over South Beach showing some of the best painting, photography, performance, design, and sculpture from artists working all over the world. The following is part of a series of wrap ups from the week by our tireless contributors.


Art Basel Miami Beach, the world’s most garish art convention, offers an opening into the art world like no other. Art world people—gallerists, curators, journalists, academics, and everything in between—fly in from all over the world gather to discuss and view art together. It’s a rare opportunity to get face time with some of the most important people in a multi-billion dollar industry. The key term is gather. The word is whispered all over Miami; it is definitely a buzzword this year. Maybe because Basel has become something akin to a civilized Burning Man.

One such gathering place was Güiro, an outdoor pavilion bar built by Cuban-born, Madrid-based artists Los Carpinteros. Los Carpinteros teamed up with Absolut Art Bureau to build a wooden dome bar, kitty-corner to the W Hotel on South Beach. It’s called Güiro, after a gourd that is played as an instrument. A press type (a nice gentleman from the Guardian) tells me the artist Dagoberto Rodriguez said Güiro was based on Jeremy Bentham’s panopticon prison—circular so a warden (and in this case, a bartender) can stand in the middle and survey the inmates from within a circle. Which is it?, I think. A prison? A bar? A musical instrument? Or an artwork?

After dinner, we move over to the panopticon to see. Reveler types crowd into the panopticon, which due to it’s open air design offers no protection from the evening drizzle. The clouds drift to the south as I ponder the relationship between art and the bar atmosphere. Eduardo Sarabia, a Guadalajara-based artist, built Bar Aleman at the Park Avenue Armory in New York City during another one of art’s benchmark events, the Whitney Biennial, in 2008. Bar Aleman was a beautiful thing, with traditional blue and white painted porcelain as an adornment, and Sarabia’s own homemade tequila as the inebriant. And there’s The Mandrake in the Culver City arts district of Los Angeles, run by Drew Heitzler and Flora Wiegmann. Though that’s more of a real, permanent bar, the concept remains the same: artists inviting art world people to gather and imbibe.

I bump into Vadim Grigorian, the Global Project Leader at the Absolut Art Bureau, who selected Los Carpinteros for the project in Miami. Grigorian suggests that the Güiro is a Gesamkunstwerk, the German word for an all-encompassing artwork. An artwork, a bar, a gathering place—all things at once.

I learn later that there was a near-panopticon called Presidio Modelo in Cuba that influenced Los Carpinteros directly. It’s apparently very famous, and held incarcerated journalists and other political dissidents. I wonder what it would be like to be a journalist political prisoner. I wonder what I would have to write.

The Güiro doesn’t quite feel like a bar. It doesn’t quite feel like an artwork either, nor a prison, for that matter. There are a few performances; tonight’s is a 15-person orchestra piece by Mallorcan composer Joan Valent that sounds like a tango. I slip into a drunkness I reckon is like an absinthe stupor, and I dream of all the artists who have drank themselves to escape, or to forget. I’m not sure what we’re forgetting tonight.

Photos courtesy of Sean Kelly, New York/Absolut Art Bureau © Los Carpinteros by Roberto Chamorro

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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