While we’re on the subject of affordable housing, let’s talk about sustainable design, for the two walk hand in hand. But first, let’s talk about American cheese.

Most would agree that American cheese, like toothpaste or tennis balls, is an affordable commodity. When we talk about affordable American cheese slices, we are talking about the relatively small amount of dollars required to acquire them at the American cheese store. The same holds true at the tennis ball store, and at the toothpaste store: the lower the price, the more affordable they are. Makes sense, right?

Of course it makes sense. And the same concept holds true with housing: The lower the initial price tag, the more affordable the house is. Right?

Enh-ah unh-ah! as we say in Kansas City, our pointer-fingers raised provocatively. Before you blindly tweet in the affirmative, take pause, for I have deceived you. Determining initial construction cost is only the first of many steps on the journey to a cool and affordable life in your cool and affordable house. If you really want to get to the bottom of affordability, you must keep walking, past the well-marked boundary of initial cost into the money-smelling terrain of longer-term operational costs. What you discover on this leg of the journey might very well cause you to backtrack a bit and reconsider your initial design decisions, because the efficiency (and ongoing affordability) of your house’s operation is a product of its construction.

With a basic understanding of how houses operate, you can make informed decisions regarding longer-term costs associated with the materials and systems you select. So, if it’s your desire to proceed boldly on the affordable journey we’ve been outlining, then put on your earth clogs (or other appropriately sustainable shoes) and walk with me.

Twelve Steps to Operational Affordability and Sustainability

Step 1: Use the most durable materials you can afford. This has been discussed in previous entries. Haven’t read them? Why not read them now? I’ll wait here. Or, for a quick summary: Don’t confuse the word “affordable” with the word “cheap.”

Step 2: Seek the Energy Star label. Use your eyes to view the efficiency rating of the appliances and HVAC units that will go into your house. Next, transfer the images you see to your brain, and use appropriate thoughts to help you understand that in the long run, cheap, low-efficiency units will extract significantly more money from your wallet than less-cheap Energy Star rated units.

Step 3: Go low-flow. By selecting readily available, low-flow plumbing fixtures and by adding off-the-shelf components like aerators and filters, you can easily reduce your water usage (and monthly bill) by 20 percent.

Step 4: Exteriorize. Exterior square feet are far less expensive to build and operate than interior square feet. Your affordable house should include habitable space outside, fitted out with smartly placed landscape elements to provide privacy and shade-and subsequent song birds, butterflies, and rainbows.

Step 5: Plant a garden. Plant edible plants, and eat them. Use the money you save to pay your water bill, or to buy delicious, easy-melting American cheese.

Step 6: Go Bronson. Plants don’t like sissy-water that comes from pipes. They are tough, like Charles Bronson. They want raw sky juice. Include rain barrels and rain gardens in your house design, and stay away from weak, non-native, water-junky plants like turf grass.

Step 7: Use free air. Understand where the breezes come from in your area, and design accordingly. Talk to old people about this; they know this stuff. Use windows, porches, and fans to get the air flowing. You might need to adapt your strategy from month to month, as the weather changes. Do that: your house is like a big swiss army knife, and you need to figure out how to use it.

Step 8: Drink good coffee. A thermos wisely uses basic thermal principles to keep the coffee the right temperature. Your house does the same thing, sort of. When it’s too hot or cold or humid to naturally ventilate, you’re going to have to condition the air. That’s the deal, so drink good coffee, buy a good thermos, and insulate your house to the highest level possible to keep all that expensive air the right temperature.

Step 9: Seal thy cracks. Pumping bucks to run your HVAC system more often to make up for leaky walls counteracts the effectiveness of your insulation, and is the single most unsatisfying way to spend money on planet earth. Use a breathable housewrap, and spray-foam insulation (an excellent crack-sealer) if you can afford it.

Step 10: Buy a calendar. Circle a couple days on it-one each at the beginning of the heating and cooling season. Take a few hours each year on those days to track cyclical repairs on your house. Proactively spend money on your house to keep it shipshape and efficient. Remember: Spending money wisely is fun. Making timely repairs increases your houses effectiveness and helps to maintain your investment. Deferring maintenance into the future is for carbon-footprint-tracking chumps.

Step 11: Buy a sweater. Wear it when it gets cold, and turn the thermostat down. When it gets hot, take the sweater off. When it gets real hot, walk around in your underwear. Do everything in your power to shift the boundaries of your comfort perception. Similar to the tough-ass plants described in Step 6, Bronson up and get on with your life.

Step 12: Buy a Mirror. Look at yourself in it. You are good looking, and you are in charge of your own actions. Realize you have the power to quit living like a resource-sucking hyper-mammal. Realize that you can raise your self-awareness, modify your behavior, and to live more affordably as a result. Give yourself a hug.

So that’s it. Twelve easy steps, and you’re on your way to thoughtful, long-term affordability. Combined with your previously acquired wisdom regarding the (small) size of your (future affordable) house, and the importance of quality materials, you should find yourself squarely on the right path.

Godspeed, my friend.

Guest writer Dan Maginn is a principal with El Dorado Inc., an architecture firm in Kansas City, Missouri. This is the last in a four-part series titled “Square Feat,” which explored the myths and realities surrounding affordable housing. Read the previous entries here.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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