As a food writer, I have been left watching enviously from the sidelines as my colleagues mine Wikileaks for a stream of stories, round-ups, and links. But thanks to Alexis Madrigal at The Atlantic, I can finally join in the fun.

According to a cable that was supposed to remain classified until 2030, back in January, the State Department sent its highest-level operatives to sample the arepas, or “Venezualan-style thick cornmeal tortilla” at the opening of Hugo Chavez’s new, government-run restaurant chain, “Arepera Socialista.”


The Venezuelan staples were sold at the subsidized price of 5 Bolivares Fuertes (roughly one dollar, or as the State Department notes, “about a fourth of their regular price”). From the U.S. perspective, the restaurant should be understood as the Venezuelan government’s:

latest effort at setting up alternatives to the private market, branding national symbols, like the “arepa,” as part of the Bolivarian Revolution, and providing tangible benefits to its electoral base before the September legislative elections.

On the other hand, according to Chavez, the restaurant was another blow struck against “capitalist usury.”

Be that as it may, the State Department operatives (or “EmbOffs,” as they call themselves) pronounced the arepas to be “tasty,” and provided a thorough description of the restaurant’s décor and clientele, in a cable sent to embassies as far afield as Thessaloniki and Ottawa:

On a January 8 visit, EmbOffs witnessed a long line of people waiting to get into the restaurant but surprisingly rapid service. Inside, one wall was dominated by a quote in large red lettering from Simon Bolivar: “The best system of government is that which produces the greatest happiness.” An employee managing the line said the restaurant served 1,200 customers per day. One man in line said he worked in the neighborhood and came every day since the food was excellent and cheap.

Barely a fortnight later, according to critics of the Chavez regime, the inaugural branch of Arepera Socialista was “facing supply problems, from lack of flour to lack of ingredients” and “its customers are getting mad at the bad service, random hours, and long lines.” Impressively, this problem had been foreseen by U.S. officials, who ended their summary with this prescient warning:

The challenge will be meeting demand without raising the subsidized price or cutting quality.

Although this cable seems like light relief compared to the nuclear threats and military secrets exposed elsewhere in the Wikileaks cache, it is interesting to note that the U.S. government clearly understands the political power of food, keeping a close eye on its supply, pricing, and distribution.

You can read the full cable online here, follow GOOD’s Wikileaks stories here, and visit Alexis Madrigal’s Cablegate updates here.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

    pregnancy signs, dogs and pregnancy, pitbull behavior, pet intuition, dog overprotection, Reddit stories, viral Reddit, dog instincts, canine emotions, dog owner tips
    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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