On the principle of going out with a bang, rather than fading away, I present, with a drumroll, the Food for Thinkers Grand Finale.

First up is Zackery Denfeld at the Center for Genomic Gastronomy, whose post describes using “the lens of cuisine to investigate transgenic foods.”


As part of a recent course Denfeld taught at the Pacific Northwest College of Art, he asked his students “to examine the USDA’s database of Field Tests of GM Crops, as well as those on the Petitions for Deregulation list, and write recipes using the plants they found.” As Denfeld points out, the process of turning a biosafety review report into a recognizable set of culinary instructions meant that his students had to find, hidden somewhere within the legal, scientific, and business jargon of the corporate filings, the “supposed purpose and cultural narrative of a plant.”

Read Denfeld’s post, “Teaching Transgenic Food,” in full to find out what to prepare from the fruits of biotechnology, from Kentucky Fried Tofu (from soybeans engineered to produce higher levels of fatty acids) to Quick Energy Potato Bars (from transgenic potatoes whose altered carbohydrate metabolism creates no amylase).

On BLDGBLOG, Geoff Manaugh contributes five short vignettes to the Food for Thinkers carnival. “Spaces of Food #1” examines the practice of agriculture as “long-term re-formatting of the planet’s landscape;” “Spaces of Food #2” introduces us to a lunar greenhouse currently being tested at the University of Arizona’s Controlled Environment Agriculture Center; “Spaces of Food #3” visits the mushroom tunnel of Mittagong, where “disused industrial infrastructure and an emerging food-production system fortuitously intersect;” “Spaces of Food #4” showcases the neon-lit oddness of Taiwan’s betel-nut stands; and “Spaces of Food #5” features an architectural proposal for an odorless fish market in Camara de Lobos, Madeira, which relies on the designed interaction between solar heat and a complex ventilation system to achieve a “self-deodorizing architecture of thermal air control.”

Shared across all five BLDGBLOG posts, each of which is worth reading in full, is a sense that food can reshape space in both intentional and accidental ways, whether it be thousands of generations humanizing the planet through agriculture or a team of scientists making the earth’s surface simulate a lunar field.

Meanwhile, on his blog, Quiet Babylon, Tim Maly ponders the will of animals to live and the will of plants to live, and arrives at this terrible ethical question: if we become capable of not eating, could we be required to stop? His post, which is entitled “The Cyborg Ethics of Eating” and is far too interesting not to read in full, considers proposals for driving predators to extinction (to eliminate all cases of animals eating other animals, not just human carnivorism), demolishes arguments for according lesser status to plants (“If the goal is an avoidance of suffering, how to account for the knowledge that plants use chemicals to scream?”), and finally frames the question of eating in moral terms:

A growing pool of technology and knowledge brings with it a growing sediment of moral duties. Once we are able to do things, we must decide whether to do them.

It’s not all that difficult to envision a research program driven by moral goals. How does a Jain with a multi-billion dollar R&D budget approach the terrible problem of eating? Why not cut out the clumsy middleman of mastication and develop new systems for converting energy and nutrients directly into sustenance? Imagine a research program devoted to enabling cyborg Jainism.

Finally—and if your mind is not completely blown at this point, I give up—we move to a completely different kind of future, in which Robin Sloan saves the publishing industry through food. In an immensely enjoyable post on Snarkmarket, Sloan makes a powerful pitch for food as an “irresistible, universal hook”—”one of the most powerful tools” for selling ideas—and for fiction’s dependence on food as an engine to move plot:

Today, in 2011, food isn’t just part of the background; it’s right up front, in sharp focus. We think, every day, about our food’s composition and its origin. We look at labels. We ask for options. We feel waves of angst and dread. We are uncertain.

This is the perfect environment for fiction.

Building on this union of food and fiction, Sloan then notes the twin facts that “one of the big problems with books is that there are fewer and fewer credible places to sell them” and that “there are more farmer’s markets than Whole Foods stores in the United States.” The next step is now obvious:

So what if you set up a stand next to the radish-monger and sold books at the farmer’s market? What if wasn’t the same pulpy selection you get at Wal-Mart—the latest Lee Child and James Patterson—but instead an inventory specifically concocted to tickle the brains and tug the heart-strings of farmer’s market true believers?

The next boy wizard will enroll in a magical cooking school.

The next Jason Bourne will be pursued by a sinister agribusiness giant and/or the Tuna Yakuza.

The next Girl with the Dragon Tattoo will be a girl with a street food cart.

I have to admit, I have heard more unlikely stories. Especially over this past week. But don’t take my word for it: visit Snarkmarket to read “Harry Potter and the Farmers’ Market” in full.

And on that note, I think it’s time to say goodnight.

Food for Thinkers is a week-long, distributed, online conversation looking at food writing from as wide and unusual a variety of perspectives as possible. Between January 18 and January 23, 2011, more than 40 food and non-food writers will respond to a question posed by GOOD’s newly-launched Food hub: What does—or could, or even should—it mean to write about food today?

Follow the conversation all week here at GOOD, join in the comments, and use the Twitter hashtag #foodforthinkers to keep up to date.

Images: (1) Teaching Transgenic Food by Zackery Denfield; (2) Betel Nut Beauties by Magda Biernat, courtesy of Clic Gallery; (3) Christmas Eve Feast by shadarington.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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