Over at Slate, they’re planning for the end of America. Don’t worry, it won’t happen soon, and it wont be for any knee-jerk reasons like Bush’s policies or a slow onslaught of socialism. But there are people who contemplate how America will eventually end, and Slate has compiled some of the most credible theories.The first scenario presented is one of total climate disaster. The closest example would be the Dust Bowl, but on a national scale. The west and southwest would become arid deserts, and the cities on the eastern seaboard would be underwater, forcing a massive relocation of American citizens to Rust Belt cities. Buffalo, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and other now-dying former industrial metropolises would face a sudden wave of refugees, and the American government potentially could not handle the costs of caring for that many displaced people. The country then implodes. Essays on options, including states forming breakaway republics, will be coming throughout the week. You can decide for yourself which one is worth the most worry and planning for. Ridiculous? Maybe. But if you’re insisting on a belief in continued American existence for the foreseeable future, you may want to brush up on your Gibbon (not to mention your Taleb).The author, Josh Levin, has also compliled an exhuastive list of every proposed theory for the death of American, from the relatively realistic to the ridiculous. You can view them all in a fun interactive viewer here. They run the gamut from “The Red Dawn scenario: A hostile alliance of foreign powers dispatches a team of elite combat troops to America. They launch a coordinated assault with thousands of paratroopers on key military and communications installations, dealing the U.S. government a fatal blow” to “Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev once discussed banding together to fight off a UFO attack. For all the happy talk about cooperation, when the tractor beams come down, it’s every country for itself.”
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Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
The online community came through in a big way.
Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.
“A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”
His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.
Otis knew before they did. Canva Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.
So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”
The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.
Any chance your wife is pregnant?
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The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!
“The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”
Redditors responded with similar experiences.
Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.
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So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?
Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”
The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.
This article originally appeared last year.
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When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.
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