Dr. Seuss’s beloved book The Lorax teaches kids that a pristine world is one where truffula trees grow, Swomee Swans sing, Humming Fish swim, and “Brown Bar-Ba-Loots play in the shade in their Bar-Ba-Loot suits.” Since the iconic tome was published in 1971, generations of young readers have learned from the Lorax that saving the world from corporate greed and destruction requires that we “speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.”

The movie version of Seuss’s tale, which finally hit U.S. theaters last week, paints a markedly different version of what a green world should look like, thanks to its copious corporate partnerships: Think Mazda SUVs rolling down a block lined with Target stores and paved with fast-food breakfasts.

Universal Pictures—along with Dr. Seuss Enterprises and Random House—have been pushing the new Lorax film through a cornucopia of corporate tie-ins. You can find Lorax promotions for Target, Mazda, IHOP, HP, Whole Foods, Doubletree Hotels, Pottery Barn, and Comcast Xfinity TV, and more. According to the Associated Press, Universal has nearly 70 launch partners pushing The Lorax and their own products, with many promotions directly assaulting the book’s environmental message.

Take IHOP: The pancake chain makes millions of dollars a year dishing out meals loaded with sugary syrups, artificial flavors and colors, and breakfasts that look strikingly similar to dessert. The restaurant’s Lorax-themed breakfasts are no exception. Kiddie patrons—and the occasional sweet tooth-nursing adult—can choose from several meals marketed around the film, like a “Rooty Tooty Bar-ba-Looty Blueberry Cone Cake,” a blueberry pancake stuffed inside an ice cream cone topped with fruit compote and powdered sugar. Children can also opt for the “Truffula Chip Pancakes,” a plate piled high with “whole wheat pancakes filled with rainbow sprinkles and topped with more sprinkles,” plus a strawberry yogurt sauce that looks suspiciously like icing. And why would parents want their kids chowing down on this candy-coated fare? Because “planting trees can make you hungry!” IHOP’s website says.

As if hawking sugar-loaded “meals” weren’t bad enough, The Lorax one-upped its corporate partnership assault with its deal with Mazda. The automaker paired up with the film to promote the 2013 CX-5 crossover SUV, Mazda’s latest fuel-efficient ride. Commercials show the CX-5 cruising on a street lined with brightly hued truffula trees. The narrator asserts that the vehicle is “Certified truffula tree-friendly,” while bears, birds, and the Lorax himself (voiced by Danny DeVito) prance happily outdoors. According to a report from the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, Mazda has even teamed up with the National Education Association to promote the car and the movie in public schools throughout America.

Slapping a truffula seal of approval on, say, an electric vehicle—or better yet, a bicycle—might be enough to stop Dr. Seuss from spinning in his grave. But Mazda’s CX-5 is your standard fuel-injection engine SUV, which means it spews greenhouse gases and contributes to climate change the same as any other gasoline-powered car. Mazda claims its CX-5 gets 35 miles to the gallon, but even better-than-average SUVs aren’t good for the planet. The fact that Mazda is pimping out this ride in schools, where kids should be learning about how to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, just adds insult to injury.

The Lorax isn’t all bad, of course. One partner includes the Environmental Protection Agency’s Energy Star program, which provides tips to cut back on home energy use and certifies energy-efficient appliances. And while the movie’s story line certainly strays from Dr. Seuss’s original tale, the film still features an eco-friendly theme.

Despite the movie’s few positive partnerships, I’d wager that if the late Dr. Seuss were alive to see how his poignant fable was marketed, he’d proclaim the whole thing to be a bunch of rubbulous rubbish: A scam driven by corporate greed, prompting folks to buy things that they really don’t need. Universal would have done a lot more to endear itself to lifelong Lorax fans had it actually aligned the movie’s marketing with its environmental message. The truffula tree has no business appearing in ads for earth-unfriendly items like SUVs or sugar-loaded kids’ breakfasts. Dr. Seuss’s symbol of sustainability should grace the packaging of products like the real “green” eggs and ham—the cage-free, humanely raised variety.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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