Michael Sam was waived yesterday and finds himself without a team.


In a year of PR disasters for the NFL, it would have made for one of the most slyly subversive moments the sport would have ever known had Sam gotten the chance to enter a regular season game for the Dallas Cowboys and become the first openly gay player to appear in a pro football game. The historical value to the ongoing struggle for LGBT rights would have been obvious, but less so the irony had Sam been able to walk onto the field wearing the jersey of the team with perhaps the most fraught relationship with sexuality.

Much of the reason the Cowboys are considered “America’s Team” is the way that their image taps into old American mythologies about masculinity and the frontier. The Cowboy is a “man’s man”—think John Wayne, the Marlboro Man, and the Lone Ranger. The mythology of the cowboy isn’t just window dressing—it’s enmeshed in the very fabric of the team.

The franchise struggled in its early days. It’s rise to eminence began not long after President Kennedy was assassinated downtown in the city’s Dealey Plaza. That primordial trauma seemed to propel a fantasy of male invulnerability that would somehow stick. The Cowboys seemed to bring confidence and swagger to a city unable to protect the President of the United States from but a single, impotent man.

To invoke the Dallas Cowboys is of course to invoke its famous cheerleaders. The team re-branded the very concept of the cheerleader in the early 1970s—turning a co-ed team of chaste boosters into a star spangled team of professional dancers in hot pants and go-go boots. The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders lent an ostensibly erotic dimension that the public seemed to project onto the team’s players. The 1979 film North Dallas Forty, a thinly veiled take on the Cowboys, sublimated the homosexual innuendo between two players in the 1973 novel (by former Cowboy Peter Gent), into a sex-fueled romp centering on the team’s players and their female groupies.

Any serious examination of the Dallas Cowboys identity inevitably runs through Jeff Pearlman’s expose of the team during the 90s, Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty perhaps the most sexually charged sports portrait ever written. With its tales of infidelities, orgies, prostitutes, nightly trips to gentlemen’s clubs, and public masturbation it makes the 1978 pornographic film Debbie Does Dallas seem as dull as a visit to the George W. Bush Presidential Library. As Pearlman tells it, however, the sex scandals that plagued the team, didn’t tear at it’s seams as much as the rumor that its future Hall of Fame quarterback, Troy Aikman, was gay.

All NFL teams have cultural histories that, whether we like it or not, accompany their players when they enter the field of competition, but those meanings are never fixed. That’s why it’s so fascinating when a matinee idol helms the blue collar Patriots, or a smack-talking punk joins the austere and time-honored Browns franchise.

And it’s why it would’ve been the perfect irony if Michael Sam had been able to jog onto the field in Dallas and disrupt a universe in which women are still viewed as sexual objects and men, hyper-sexed hetero-brutes. Now, all we can do is imagine Michael Sam standing underneath AT & T Stadium’s partial roof where fans of the team boast, “God looks down to watch the Cowboys play.”

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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