A guide to our language for seasonal storms.

Though I prefer to focus on linguistic developments that are humorous or at least harmless-like the spread of terms like celebuspawn and tire-swing-pocalypse-language responds to everything in the human world, including storms. Since we’ve now entered hurricane season, the word hurricane deserves a look. As with other well-weathered words like blizzard and tsunami, hurricane has made an impact on English.The word hurricane comes from the Spanish huracan, and Spaniards picked it up in the Caribbean. The OED’s etymological notes mention that there were “numerous popular perversions” (in other words, many spellings) of early versions of the word, including hurricane itself. “Popular perversion” and “folk etymology” are terms for what people are now calling eggcorns-logical reshapings of words like calling a moot point a mute point. The earliest known use (in 1555) shows off one of several soundalikes in the word’s history: “These tempestes of the ayer (which the Grecians caule Tiphones..) they caule Furacanes..violent and furious Furacanes, that plucked vppe greate trees.” Another early form had little staying power, but did acquire a nice resume, since it appeared in King Lear back in 1605: “Rage, blow You Cataracts, and Hyrricano’s spout.”Besides the common metaphorical uses-which can be seen in classic rock anthems “Rock You Like a Hurricane” by The Scorpions and the more concise “Like a Hurricane” by Neil Young-hurricane has also taken on some storm-propelled, no-longer-in-use meanings, such as “A large and crowded assembly of fashionable people at a private house, of a kind common during part of the 18th century.” If you know that meaning, which is similar to other party-describing terms such as blowout and rager, then this 1779 quote sounds a lot less scary: “There is a squeeze, a fuss, a drum, a rout, and lastly a hurricane, when the whole house is full from top to bottom.”As for hurricanes themselves, the webpage of the World Meteorological Association gives some insight into how and why they are named, noting that Hurricane Wilma is far easier to remember than Hurricane 010111001011101, which would only be memorable to Cylons. Giving a name to storms helps the media spread word about their dangers, kind of like how criminal nicknames-like The Saggy Pants Bandit and others allow the media and public to better assist the FBI in finding bank robbers.Only women’s names were used until 1979, when the feminist movement hit the meteorological world, and male names were added to the list. This made hurricane-naming gender neutral and bolstered the list of potential monikers. There is a large rotation of hurricane names, but if a storm is destructive enough, some get retired-last year Alma, Gustav, Ike, and Paloma went out of the rotation, and in 2007 Dean, Felix, and Noel were put out to pasture. Just as you’re not likely to meet a woman named Betsy, Edna, Camille, Hattie, Hazel, Hilda, or Beulah these days, you won’t be meeting any hurricane by those names either, since they have also been retired.In rare cases, the name of a hurricane will go on to spawn other terms, if the hurricane is devastating enough. Katrina was narrowly edged by truthiness as the American Dialect Society’s Word of the Year for 2005, and there have been many Katrina-influenced terms collected in Grant Barrett’s Double-tongued Dictionary. A 2008 article discussed Katrina cottages, which are “small wooden homes … originally designed to be alternatives to the trailers provided by the federal government in the wake of massive Hurricane Katrina.” Being on Katrina time refers to the unconscionably long wait some people (mainly poor folks) have had to endure before being granted a trial. Katrina brain is the name of an anxiety disorder prevalent among survivors, and various health problem have been named Katrina cough, Katrina crud, and Katrina pox.Let’s hope none of the potential hurricanes of 2009-which will include the names Ana, Bill, Claudette, Danny, and Erika in the Atlantic, and Andres, Blanca, Carlos, Dolores, and Enrique in the Pacific-leave such a prolific linguistic legacy.Much as I love to herd words, in this case, the less said, the better.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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