If you don’t recognize Ms. Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim’s Daughter (aka “Pippi”) Longstocking from her books, then you may know the wisecracking nine-year-old from her television shows, cartoons, movies, or the current Central Park puppet show. First appearing in 1945 as a storybook character created by Swedish author Astrid Lindgren, Pippi Longstocking has been taking children on wild adventures for almost seventy years. But age hasn’t slowed her down a bit, and her life lessons are just as applicable today as they ever were. Below are a few of my personal favorites.

Don’t be afraid to make a mess sometimes.

When I cook, I tend to clean as I go to avoid dealing with a sink full of dishes later. Not Pippi, though. When Pippi Longstocking cooks, there are broken eggs on the floor, flour on the ceiling, and plenty of both on the chef herself. So next time I make dinner, I’ll take a page out of Pippi’s book and just let the batter fly where it will. Because sometimes you need to let things get messy, whether you’re making pancakes or just enjoying a Friday night.

Find joy in the mundane.

Maybe the reason Pippi is so happy to make a mess is because she knows cleaning it up will be just as fun. At Villa Villekulla, “Scrubbing Day” isn’t about chores, it’s an excuse to strap on some scrubby brush shoes, slide through bubbly soap, and, of course, sing a ridiculous song. Because at Pippi’s house, scrubbing day is a favorite day, “because on scrubbing day, everything gets wet!”
Save the animals.
I once had a boyfriend ask me whom I would save first from a shark attack—him or my dog. I think he already knew the answer. Like Pippi Longstocking, I treat my pets like family. And just like Pippi saves her monkey, Mr. Nelson, and her horse, Alfonso (although in different versions he has different names) from a storm on the high seas while the ship’s crew floats away, I too would probably reach for Barley before anyone else.
Know when you’ve taken the joke too far.
You know that moment when you realize your hilarious, if slightly off-color, joke has crossed the line from risqué to offensive? Follow Pippi’s example and admit your mistake. After face-planting into the dessert cake at her neighbors’ house, Pippi admits to the mother wiping the icing from her eyes, “I think I went a little far.”
Dress for yourself and no one else.
When it comes to fashion, Pippi isn’t looking to fit in. Bouncing around town dressed like a textbook ragamuffin, Pippi’s also a pro at the high-fashion/low-fashion combination. She adds plenty of gold bangles, fun hats, and even an occasional frilly dress to her patched up romper when the mood strikes her. And I still kick myself when I forget her advice on footwear: “Always leave room for your toes to wiggle.”
If you’re going to have a parade in your own honor, make sure it involves giving away ice cream to orphans.
How do you celebrate yourself without looking like an egomaniac? Just when you thought Pippi was getting a little too sure of herself, marching through the center of town on horseback, singing her own theme song, and declaring the day to be “Pippi Longstocking Day,” she switches gears, using her gold coins to buy ice cream and candy for the local orphans. It’s a good lesson to learn: If you want attention, get it for doing something good.
Get creative with your talents.
It can be easy to pigeon hole yourself into a profession or industry, but take a cue from Pippi and think about how you can apply the skills you already have to achieve new goals. Case in point: Pippi’s stunning spinning ability at first seemed like just a really good way to dry off, but it turned out to also be the key to building her own airplane. By holding a broom over her and spinning at warped speed, Pippi creates a propeller effect that flies her, Annika and Tommy out of town just as the orphanage is about to trap her.
Above all, believe in yourself.
Self-doubt isn’t in Pippi’s otherwise extensive repertoire of skills. Even when she’s running from the law, Pippi tells everyone that she’ll “always come out on top.” Her self-assurance gives her the ability to walk on walls and ceilings, save children from burning buildings, and outsmart the adults trying to keep her down.
If we could each have just a pinch of Pippi Longstocking’s confidence, there would be no limit to what we could do.
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    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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