Why just put your chocolate in your mouth like some common Cadbury-egg-scarfing slob, when there are plenty of other orifices you could be cramming it into?


In a trend giving a whole new meaning to the expression “brown-noser,” pleasure-mongering foodies are now snorting chocolate like it’s cocaine. Back in 2007, Dominique Persoone, a Belgian chocolatier, invented a device to shoot chocolate into a user’s nostrils, basing its design on Victorian gadgets made for snuff tobacco. The idea was originally a gag at a party for the Rolling Stones, a culinary commentary on the band’s hard-partying history, but since then the practice has been picking up steam—Persoone claims to have sold more than 25,000 of his little chocolate launchers.

“You load it like a gun,” Persoone told Live Science, “putting very little chocolate mix on the machine…Then, you push, and pfffff! The chocolate blows in your nose.” While snorting lines of pricey Ecuadorian cocoa might sound like the kind of decadent frivolity you’d have found in, say, the harems of Montezuma, or the French aristocracy right before the revolution, doing crazy things with chocolate is just business as usual in Belgium. Remember, this is the country that brought us a 111-foot-long chocolate model train, chocolate-flavored postage stamps, and the ever-charming edible chocolate anus. And besides, according to Live Science, Persoone might be on to something here:

Usually, when people taste something on their tongue, they can detect only a few flavors, including sweet, salty, bitter, sour and umami (savory). In contrast, the human nose can detect more than 1 trillion different scents. Sniffing chocolate is “another way of tasting it,” Persoone said.

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Alas, experts warn that as fun as doing rails of cocoa might sound, snorting chocolate might not actually be very good for you. “Snorting chocolate powder is not safe, because the powder is perceived by the nose as a foreign toxic substance,” Dr. Jordan Josephson, of Lenox Hill Hospital in New York said to Live Science.

The powder can damage the microscopic hairs, or cilia, and membranes of the nose, causing problems with their ability to work correctly, as well as possible scarring, Josephson told Live Science in an email. It is not safe to snort any powder, he added. “Putting any foreign bodies—including smoke, cocaine and/or chocolate powder—is not safe and is not advised,” he said.

The chocolatier’s claims that using the shooter gets one “high on chocolate,” and induces an experience similar to “after an orgasm” are also suspect, according to Josephson. But Persoone dismisses these criticisms, saying haters just aren’t getting the good stuff. Per Live Science:

Persoone emphasized that the chocolate being snorted has to be pure cocoa. “You can’t just start sniffing Nesquik,” he said. However, some of his friends have used his machine to snort other types of food. For example, some snort dried basil before eating a tomato mozzarella salad.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

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    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

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    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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