Lesley is ditching her store-bought beauty products and going full hippie. Here’s how to join her.


For months, I’ve been using a remarkably simple deodorant recipe—equal parts cornstarch and coconut oil melted down and poured into a washed-out commercial deodorant tube. To keep solid, it has to be refrigerated. (Once I stopped accidentally grabbing the mustard, this stopped being a huge inconvenience). The formula did a pretty decent job for me all through the winter, but started slacking as the weather turned warm. No way would it carry me through a Texas summer. I had to step up my game.

If you’ve never ventured into the world of natural deodorant, I want to make clear that we’re not aiming for an antiperspirant. You’re still going to sweat. Aluminum-based antiperspirants are accused of causing cancer and dementia all over the internet, even though there is no empirical evidence to suggest that’s remotely true (because science). Still, aluminum’s job is to plug up your sweat glands and keep them from doing what they want. Sweating is an evolutionary practice your body undertakes to help you out, because it is sweet and it cares about you. I’m going to let mine do its thing.

Besides, sweat is not the problem here. The problem is stinky bacteria that love warm, damp places. My R&D on this project was highly scientific: I took known smell-tamer and all-around-good-guy baking soda, added moisturizers until it had a viscosity I liked, then tossed in every essential oil in my arsenal that has antibacterial properties. It totally worked. At least, it seemed to. But when it comes to an issue like body odor, I prefer to be certain.

When you decide to go full hippie, you run the risk of encountering a problem that I call The False Positive—mistaking acclimation for elimination. It’s easy to convince oneself that a method of stink control is working, when really you’re just getting used to the smell. It’s a problem that’s plagued cat owners and gym lockers for generations. The only way I could be certain of my recipe’s efficacy was to road test it on a mainstreamer.

I gave a few weeks’ supply of my deodorant to two friends with more conventional beauty regimens and asked them to try it and report back. One loved it—she even tried it on her feet. The other found that it stung like crazy when she applied it to her already irritated skin. The underarm is an especially sensitive area, so if you’re prone to rash or razor burn, reduce the essential oils by half or omit them entirely. The result won’t be as effective, but it won’t burn like hell either.

Traditional deodorant packaging like aerosols, sticks, and roll-ons are designed to keep your hands from coming in contact with your armpits. But in order to get a DIY deodorant that doesn’t need the fridge and is free to travel, I had to throw out the goal of achieving solidity. It took a little while to undo years of pit-phobic indoctrination, but now, dipping my fingers into the deodorant and rubbing it directly onto my skin feels totally normal.

Baking soda won’t dissolve in oil, producing a texture I’m not wild about. Substituting cornstarch for the baking soda makes a luxuriously smooth cream that’s more pleasant to apply but isn’t as potent. Any or all of the baking soda can be substituted with cornstarch, depending on your odor control needs and tolerance for grit. I’ve opted for the more aggressive approach.

I’ve been using this recipe for about a month now, and it’s never failed me—even through sweaty runs and 90-degree days. I didn’t consider scent when I was choosing which essential oils to include, but I sort of love the way it smells. It’s woodsy and herbaceous—more Old Spice than Secret—making this an equally effective de-bro-dorant.

Smells Like Green Spirit:

1 tablespoon baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons grapeseed oil
3/4 teaspoon shea butter
3/4 teaspoon vegetable glycerin
3 drops each peppermint, lavender, tea tree, eucalyptus, and rosemary essential oils

Combine the grapeseed oil, shea butter, and vegetable glycerin and microwave for 5 to 10 seconds until the shea butter has melted and the mixture has a uniform consistency. Stir in the baking soda and essential oils and store it in an airtight container.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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