It’s been three years almost to the day since Sarah Palin first appeared on our television screens, and it’s been three years minus a few months since we’ve all been speculating whether she’ll run for president in 2012. Lately, it’s become pretty clear that she probably wouldn’t win the nomination if she did run, let alone the general election. Her refusal to confirm her candidacy has elicited frustration, scorn, and even viciousness from the media, but her method is hardly innovative. Threatening to run for president is a tried-and-true strategy to get people to listen to you, and Sarah Palin is employing it brilliantly.

Sure, a lot of people think Palin is a megalomaniac. She’s been accused of opportunism, of having too little substance and too much folksy rhetoric. Many journalists have theorized that she’s leaving her decision about the campaign to the last minute so that she can squeeze out as much money from her speaking gigs as possible. (Conversely, there are those who think she has to run for president, or else the jig—and the cash flow—is up.) I too see the disingenuous gleam in her eye, and it makes her success all the more irritating.


But let’s assume for a second that she really does believe what she says. She really does want small government and fewer taxes, and she really does hate all the elitist career politicians in Washington. She may be power-hungry and narcissistic, but so many beloved politicians and political activists, from Malcolm X to Bill Clinton to Rush Limbaugh, were and are just as self-important. She wants to get a message across, and toying with the idea of a presidential run has proven an effective tactic for gripping the public’s attention.

Sarah Palin is a particularly glamorous, anti-media establishment version of a politician-activist hybrid: the almost-candidate. These people sometimes hold office, like former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. Once in a while, they actually follow through on their perennial promise to run for president, like Ralph Nader (of course, he’s never vied for a nomination of a major party). In the case of Donald Trump, the threats seem to be curiously timed with a show’s premiere or a new memoir. No matter what, though, almost-candidates know exactly what they’re doing: using the emotional pull of the still-potent “president” concept, without having to deal with the compromise and bureaucracy of being a lawmaker.

It makes total sense, actually. The symbolism of running for president comes with an air of historical importance. A presidential campaign embodies an entire nation’s hopes and dreams. It solidifies the possibility of iconic status; a president is the definition of a leader. Keeping the suspense alive gives an almost-candidate like Sarah Palin a tactical leg up, too. Every speech she makes, every event she attends suddenly becomes worthy of an entourage of reporters. Yet the reality of being president isn’t appealing to a true activist. She’d rather be on the road meeting people and giving speeches. She’d rather be applying pressure than be under it.

Of course, there’s a thin line between influencing the conversation with ideas and becoming the conversation as a result of a manipulative, catch-me-if-you-can media strategy. And a given candidate can pull this trick in only so many election cycles; by the third time around, even Donald Trump didn’t seem all that convinced that he’d run.

We’ll never know how genuine Palin’s advocacy really is. Still, every time an almost-candidate invokes a presidential campaign, we’re all picturing, if only for a second, what that person would look like in the Oval Office. And that’s a powerful image indeed.

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  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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