A fake pundit’s approval turns into real fundraising power

The Colbert Report has been a lexically lively show ever since its first episode, when its host, Stephen Colbert, introduced truthiness-that particular version of truth that comes from the bowels, not the brain. Since, he’s added Wikiality, a subspecies of truthiness that he demonstrated by demanding his viewers get on Wikipedia and amend the entry on African elephants to triple the population of the threatened species. “Together, we can create a reality that we can all agree on,” Colbert proclaimed, “the reality we just agreed on.”Another of the satirical pundit’s favorite expressions is the Colbert bump, which he invented to name “the curious phenomenon whereby anyone who appears on this show gets a huge boost in popularity.” Colbert attributes rising poll numbers, increased record sales, and even knighthood (in the case of Salmon Rushdie) to his self-named, guest-benefiting, Midas-y touch.Colbert’s influence is no longer mere truthiness: University of California-San Diego political scientist James H. Fowler shows, in the journal PS: Political Science and Politics, that there’s actually some punch behind the bump. Democratic Congressfolk who appear in the show’s “Better Know a District” segment get an actual Colbert bump in when it comes to fundraising.To explore the reality behind the comedy, Fowler analyzed Federal Election Commission data matching Colbert guests to non-Colbert guests. He analyzed candidates on three factors: party affiliation, whether he or she was an incumbent or not, and previous fundraising activity. He also corrected for where in the election cycle a person’s appearance took place–some parts of that cycle are more money-soaked than others.Fowler’s finding: the bump exists for Democrats. Members of the Donkey party who appeared on the show were doing as well as their colleagues two months before appearing, but their fund-raising sputtered about a month before their guest turn-only to spike dramatically a month after.Why the pre-Colbert poverty? Fowler wonders if Colbert is selecting Democrats on the skids-perhaps to either help them or because they would be easier to mock. Or maybe it’s bump-seeking Democrats, who “see an appearance on the show as a way to reenergize their campaigns.” Better-positioned Democrats might prefer not to take the risk of appearing in a memorable segment. Take the case of Democrat Robert Wexler, who, in his segment, finished Colbert’s sentence “I like prostitutes …” with “because it’s a fun thing to do.”According to Fowler, it’s hard to say anything too strong about the show’s effect on Republicans-only eight appeared during the time studied, as opposed to 39 Dems-but they did not seem to receive a Colbert bump. However, Colbert’s Republican guests were raking in the dough previous to appearing-Fowler, in the spirit of his subject matter, humorously calls this a “pre-Colbert bump.” Putting forth a notion that would no doubt please Colbert himself, Fowler wonders if the Colbert bump is capable of time travel, and therefore even stronger that its namesake imagines. “Maybe the Colbert bump is so powerful that it defies the physical laws of causality,” he said. More seriously, Fowler speculates that the only Republicans willing to go on the show are ones doing extremely well in the wallet and at the polls-thus they face less risk in playing the doofus at Colbert’s hands.When Fowler sent his article for peer-review, commenters suggested he look at Oprah viewers instead, due to her broader audience. Economists at the University at Maryland beat him to it: Their study found that a so-called Oprah effect may have landed Obama over a million votes that otherwise might have been cast for someone else. Votes and funds are like apples and candy bars, but Colbert should be pleased to know his bump is in the same conversation as Oprah’s effect.TV has certainly enriched the language before, but academically relevant terms like Colbert bump and Oprah effect are a new development. (So far, meh, for example, is not an objectively verifiable state of being.) Will future research show that Dexter Morgan, Vic Mackey, Eric Cartman, Wolf Blitzer, and Yosemite Sam have wreaked their own scholarship-worthy word-havoc on the world? As many an academic often notes: further research is needed.(Photo by Martin Cook)

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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