Did Obama kill the UNFCCC with the Copenhagen Accord? Is that a good thing?

Flopenhagenworse than uselessan elaborate shama suicide pacta failure

A meaningful agreementan important first stepbetter than nothinga breakthrough

Reactions from Copenhagen have, to say the least, been all over the map. The only real agreement seems to be that the United Nations climate change process is woefully dysfunctional. So is it time to leave the UNFCCC behind? Or can some procedural tweaks resuscitate the body?

Even the staunchest U.N. defenders recognize that change is needed. It’s long been an open secret that the body’s demand for consensus blocks any real progress, reducing solutions to the lowest common denominator. Think about it: anything regarding greenhouse gasses that Saudi Arabia, Tuvalu, the United States, and China all agree on is going to be worth little more than the paper it’s written on. The need for consensus allows any one nation-whether the largest carbon polluter, the tiniest population, any OPEC member, or anyone with a political axe to grind-to essentially shut down the process. It’s why barely any progress had been made in the two years since Bali, and it’s why the Copenhagen talks teetered on the brink of collapse for the better part of two weeks before heads of state parachuted in to clean up the mess.

But the UNFCCC doesn’t have to be this way. In fact, one of the many head-scratching perplexities of the United Nations is that the rules regarding consensus have never formally been adopted. Everyone has just accepted that that’s how it’ll work. Some sort of majority or super majority or hyper majority (or super hyper majority) vote could be used. And by all accounts, the secretariat is finally taking seriously this consensus problem.

But would a change like this even matter? There are plenty of folks who are more than happy to see the relevance of the UNFCCC fade. We don’t need 193 nations to solve climate change, they argue, we just need the world’s worst polluters. As Michael Levi of the Council on Foreign Relations writes, “The G20 states (the nineteen largest economies in the world along with the European Union) account for about eighty-five percent of global emissions, and the United States, Europe, and China alone account for almost half. The one hundred smallest emitters, meanwhile, contribute less than three percent of the problem. Take all but the biggest guys out of the room, and you’ll have a far more streamlined and effective negotiation.”

Joe Romm is more direct in a response to Bill McKibben’s complaints about Obama’s impact in Copehagen:

  • He blew up the United Nations….
  • He formed a league of super-polluters, and would-be super-polluters….

Hurray!

McKibben’s concern, though, is shared by scores of activists and civil society advocates who worry that the United Nations is the only diplomatic body that ensures transparency (good luck gaining access to a G20 or Major Economies Forum meeting) and gives equal standing to those most vulnerable nations. They might not be a big part of the climate problem (or solution), but the very fate of those tiny island nations and increasingly parched African countries depends on the international effort to cut greenhouse gas emissions. The problem with this “league of super-polluters” approach, according to McKibben, is that it’s “a coalition of foxes who will together govern the henhouse.”

Transparency is obviously important. No less is representation for the world’s most vulnerable people. Bad things happen when leaders retreat behind closed doors, we’re always told. And what hope is there for the people of tiny Tuvalu if they have no seat at the grown-ups’ table? Then again, what hope do they have if everyone’s invited to the banquet hall and nothing ever gets done? Ultimately, it’s not the process that matters–it’s the results. Civil society and climate justice activists are just going to have to double down on their already herculean efforts to give voice to the voiceless and ensure fair, strong, and just action. We need leaders of the “super-polluters” and “would-be super-polluters” to solve climate change. It’s up to the rest of us to make sure the solutions are good enough and that climate justice is served.

Illustration by Will Etling.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

    pregnancy signs, dogs and pregnancy, pitbull behavior, pet intuition, dog overprotection, Reddit stories, viral Reddit, dog instincts, canine emotions, dog owner tips
    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

  • ,

    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


Explore More Articles Stories

Articles

Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away

Articles

14 images of badass women who destroyed stereotypes and inspired future generations

Articles

Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

Articles

11 hilarious posts describe the everyday struggles of being a woman