Here at GOOD, we live every week like it’s sandwich week. This week, we’re celebrating the real thing with extreme condiments, wrap screeds, the most appetizing sandwiches ever scanned, and a new paradigm for the American experience:

The go-to metaphor for the American experience is the melting pot, as if we lived in a fondue country where global cheeses coalesced into a republic of unvariegated goo. That doesn’t much match the reality of living in the United States. At its best, people of different flavors, textures and origins come to this country to make it greater than the sum of its parts, all without subsuming individuals completely within the whole.


Screw fondue. America is a sandwich.

Like the United States, the sandwich also has its origins in England. Depending on the historical interpretation, the Earl of Sandwich was too busy gambling, working, or investing in missions of discovery—all highly American activities—to sit for a proper meal and instead requested his meat delivered between two pieces of bread. Everybody else wanted to eat like Sandwich, and the protean fast food earned its name.

This was 1762. The ensuing decade brought rising tensions between the United Kingdom and its American colonies that would eventually culminate in revolution. I’m not saying that sandwiches incited the founding of the United States, but you can’t deny the correlation.

Beyond its historical influence, the sandwich handily fulfills the duties of a national food metaphor. Among them: inspiring youth to virtue, legitimizing the national character, and being delicious. Just as Yorkshire Pudding encapsulates the stolid Brit or Canada’s poutine epitomizes its own uniquely gravy-soaked heritage, so the sandwich is quintessentially American.

Americans even think like sandwiches. They represent a culinary style of pragmatism, the only original philosophical school founded in the United States. Like 19th-century philosopher William James, sandwiches cast aside romantic notions and demand to be considered empirically: Foods, like truths, are only as valuable as they are useful. And sandwiches are very useful to the hungry and the hurried.

By dint of their efficiency, sandwiches emphasize and enable the productivity and enterprise that characterize the American spirit. Abandoning the long lunches of louche continentals, our forefathers collapsed a meal into something that could be eaten without cutting into valuable work time, at a desk or on a girder. You think the guys who built New York’s skyline were bringing anything but sandwiches to the top of the world?

And like the United States, sandwiches are a willing stage for any kind of culinary dream. Food and flavors across the world have reached their full potential in America’s sandwiches, and foreign creations from the Vietnamese bahn mi to the Spanish torta are welcomed on our shores. There exists no discrimination between slices of bread, just a willingness to embrace the ethos of the remix—throw some sriracha on that chicken sandwich, and celebrate the result.

What other food has fills many iconic spaces in American culture? Where would Philadelphia, the cradle of liberty, be without the cheesesteak? Could we imagine the 1950s and ’60s, much less today, without the humble PB&J? The po’ boy of New Orleans, the Fenway Frank, the pastrami on rye, the hamburger: They are all woven deep into the menus of this country.

With all the bread-based product and filling options available for its construction, it can be difficult to strictly define a sandwich. It’s not all that easy to draw a line around what it is to be an American, either. The infinite variety of the sandwich is well-fitted to the land of the free: Choice, in paralyzing quantity, is a particularly American virtue and vice.

Sandwiches, like the United States, are a simple concept with complex implications: Whether it goes between bread or into the market, in a sub roll or civil society, each new ingredient improves the final product while remaining fundamentally American. Or a sandwich. Democracy has never been so delicious.

  • Man’s dog suddenly becomes protective of his wife, Internet clocks the reason right away
    Dogs have impressive observational powers.Photo credit: Canva

    Reddit user Girlfriendhatesmefor’s three-year-old pitbull, Otis, had recently become overprotective of his wife. So he asked the online community if they knew what might be wrong with the dog.

    “A week or two ago, my wife got some sort of stomach bug,” the Reddit user wrote under the subreddit /r/dogs. “She was really nauseous and ill for about a week. Otis is very in tune with her emotions (we once got in a fight and she was upset, I swear he was staring daggers at me lol) and during this time didn’t even want to leave her to go on walks. We thought it was adorable!”

    His wife soon felt better, butthe dog’s behavior didn’t change.

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    Otis knew before they did. Canva

    Girlfriendhatesmefor began to fear that Otis’ behavior may be an early sign of an aggression issue or an indication that the dog was hurt or sick.

    So he threw a question out to fellow Reddit users: “Has anyone else’s dog suddenly developed attachment/aggression issues? Any and all advice appreciated, even if it’s that we’re being paranoid!”

    The most popular response to his thread was by ZZBC.

    Any chance your wife is pregnant?

    ZZBC | Reddit

    The potential news hit Girlfriendhatesmefor like a ton of bricks. A few days later, Girlfriendhatesmefor posted an update and ZZBC was right!

    “The wifey is pregnant!” the father-to-be wrote. “Otis is still being overprotective but it all makes sense now! Thanks for all the advice and kind words! Sorry for the delayed reply, I didn’t check back until just now!”

    Redditors responded with similar experiences.

    Anecdotal I know but I swear my dog knew I was pregnant before I was. He was super clingy (more than normal) and was always resting his head on my belly.

    realityisworse | Reddit

    So why do dogs get overprotective when someone is pregnant?

    Jeff Werber, PhD, president and chief veterinarian of the Century Veterinary Group in Los Angeles, told Health.com that “dogs can also smell the hormonal changes going on in a woman’s body at that time.” He added the dog may “not understand that this new scent of your skin and breath is caused by a developing baby, but they will know that something is different with you—which might cause them to be more curious or attentive.”

    The big lesson here is to listen to your pets and to ask questions when their behavior abruptly changes. They may be trying to tell you something, and the news may be life-changing.

    This article originally appeared last year.

  • Throughout history, women have stood up and fought to break down barriers imposed on them from stereotypes and societal expectations. The trailblazers in these photos made history and redefined what a woman could be. In doing so, they paved the way for future generations to stand up and continue to fight for equality.

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    Why mass shootings spawn conspiracy theories

    Mass shootings and conspiracy theories have a long history.

    While conspiracy theories are not limited to any topic, there is one type of event that seems particularly likely to spark them: mass shootings, typically defined as attacks in which a shooter kills at least four other people.

    When one person kills many others in a single incident, particularly when it seems random, people naturally seek out answers for why the tragedy happened. After all, if a mass shooting is random, anyone can be a target.

    Pointing to some nefarious plan by a powerful group – such as the government – can be more comforting than the idea that the attack was the result of a disturbed or mentally ill individual who obtained a firearm legally.


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