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If we were in jail, we'd take some small comfort in knowing our confinement was making less of an environmental impact than other jails. Also, if our jail was using wind power, there would probably be a great chance of a blackout that we could use to start a prison riot to facilitate our escape, and..




If we were in jail, we'd take some small comfort in knowing our confinement was making less of an environmental impact than other jails. Also, if our jail was using wind power, there would probably be a great chance of a blackout that we could use to start a prison riot to facilitate our escape, and the escape of our brother who was framed for killing the vice president's brother. In Minnesota, they've responded, and proposed a LEED certified "justice center."